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BILL BELICHICK MAKES IT CLEAR HE IS NOW AN EXPERT ON HANDLING BALLS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES

 

LIFE SUPPORT DIVIDED AS TO WHETHER OR NOT TO MAINTAIN JOAN RIVERS MUCH LONGER
HILLARY CLINTON PRESIDENCY BID MAY RELY ON SUCCESS OF FAILURE OR NEW YOUNG ADULT NOVEL
ISRAEL ADMITS PEACE TALKS BROKE DOWN IN PART BECAUSE SOMEONE REFUSED TO SHOWER
IOWA MAN SPENDS NIGHT RESEARCHING CONFLICT IN CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC IN EFFORT TO IMPRESS CO-WORKERS AT LUNCH

NEWS

SOLDIERS KILLED IN UKRAINE WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU FIGHT IN A WAR

DUTCH EXPERTS EXAMINE MH17 CRASH VICTIMS TO DISCOVER EXACTLY WHAT THEY THOUGHT

ISRAEL GOES AHEAD WITH GAZA CEASEFIRE, KINDA

EU OFFICIALS REACH A VERY BASIC AGREEMENT ON POSSIBLE RUSSIAN SANCTIONS

NEWS

OBAMA READY TO FINALLY BOMB SYRIA WHICH HE HAS WANTED TO DO FOR SO LONG

FIGHTING IN GAZA CALMS DOWN A LITTLE WHICH IS SOMETHING PEOPLE CAN BE HAPPY ABOUT

UN SAYS ISRAEL MAY HAVE COMMITTED WAR CRIMES IN GAZA BUT OF COURSE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

WHO SAYS EBOLA OUTBREAK VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED, THAT THEY HAVE VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED IT, THEY JUST HAVE NO IDEA NOW

NEWS

U.S. FORCES FINALLY START KILLING ALL BAD GUYS IN SYRIA

ISRAEL ADMITS ROCKET ATTACKS MAKING PEACE TALKS A LITTLE DIFFICULT

ISRAEL GIVES A LITTLE BIT OF WARNING BEFORE DESTROYING APARTMENT BUILDING AND OTHER STUFF

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AIRASIA CRASH NOT DUE TO TERRORISM WHICH IS NICE TO HEAR
PARIS OFFICIALS HOLD TWELVE SHOOTING SUSPECTS A LITTLE LATER THAN HELPS REALLY
THE POPE TELLS PHILIPPINE LEADERS TO END CORRUPTION. THE POPE SAID THIS
U.S. TO TRAIN EVEN MORE SYRIAN REBELS WHICH SHOULD END UP WONDERFULLY IN A FEW YEARS
BELGIAN POLICE VERY PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES AFTER FOILING TERROR PLOT
NICK CANNON FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM MARIAH CAREY AND SURPRISINGLY NO ONE CARES
MASS MURDER OF CHARLIE HEBDO STAFF RESULTS IN KILLER SALES FOR LATEST ISSUE
TAIL OF AIRASIA PLANE FOUND SO THAT’S PRETTY MUCH THAT
JAPAN APPROVES MASSIVE MILITARY SPENDING WHICH IS PROBABLY GOOD FOR NO ONE AT ALL
BODY OF AIRASIA PLANE FOUND WHICH IS ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD IN THIS CASE
PALESTINE JOINING ICC APRIL 1 AND THAT IS NO JOKE
PHYLICIA RASHAD DEFENDS BILL COSBY BECAUSE HE DID NOT RAPE HER
NO ONE LAUGHING FOLLOWING MASS SHOOTING AT PARIS SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER