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GREECE STILL WON’T JUST LEAVE THE STUPID EURO

Athens, Greece – For months, longer than months, Greece has been a burden around the neck of the entire European Union. The financial insolvency of the country has been the principal factor in stalling recovery for the Euro and the Eurozone in general and still they dither.

 

 
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