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OBAMA READY TO FINALLY BOMB SYRIA WHICH HE HAS WANTED TO DO FOR SO LONG

Washington, D.C. – Things change all the time and sometimes the best of intentions don’t, well, they just don’t work out all that well. Only a few months ago President Obama made fun of the ISIL and barely considered them a threat and now he is considering, actually planning, striking a sovereign nation to deal with them, quite the turnaround.

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MH17 INVESTIGATORS FINALLY GET TO WORK FINDING OUT WHAT THEY ALREADY KNOW

 

POLICE OFFICIALS IN ALABAMA POINT OUT THEY HAVE NOT KILLED AN UNARMED BLACK TEEN IN YEARS NOW
HILLARY CLINTON PRESIDENCY BID MAY RELY ON SUCCESS OF FAILURE OR NEW YOUNG ADULT NOVEL
ISRAEL ADMITS PEACE TALKS BROKE DOWN IN PART BECAUSE SOMEONE REFUSED TO SHOWER
IOWA MAN SPENDS NIGHT RESEARCHING CONFLICT IN CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC IN EFFORT TO IMPRESS CO-WORKERS AT LUNCH

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SOLDIERS KILLED IN UKRAINE WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU FIGHT IN A WAR

DUTCH EXPERTS EXAMINE MH17 CRASH VICTIMS TO DISCOVER EXACTLY WHAT THEY THOUGHT

ISRAEL GOES AHEAD WITH GAZA CEASEFIRE, KINDA

EU OFFICIALS REACH A VERY BASIC AGREEMENT ON POSSIBLE RUSSIAN SANCTIONS

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GAZA TRUCE LASTS LONG ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE NOW WILLING TO ACTUALLY START TALKING ABOUT PEACE

FIGHTING IN GAZA CALMS DOWN A LITTLE WHICH IS SOMETHING PEOPLE CAN BE HAPPY ABOUT

UN SAYS ISRAEL MAY HAVE COMMITTED WAR CRIMES IN GAZA BUT OF COURSE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

WHO SAYS EBOLA OUTBREAK VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED, THAT THEY HAVE VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED IT, THEY JUST HAVE NO IDEA NOW

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IRAQI GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING PRETTY EFFECTIVE AGAINST INSURGENTS

ISRAEL ADMITS ROCKET ATTACKS MAKING PEACE TALKS A LITTLE DIFFICULT

ISRAEL GIVES A LITTLE BIT OF WARNING BEFORE DESTROYING APARTMENT BUILDING AND OTHER STUFF

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RUSSIA AND EVERYONE ELSE STILL NOT AGREEING ON SYRIA AT LATEST MEETING
THE VIKINGS DECIDE THEY REALLY DON’T WANT ADRIAN PETERSON AFTER ALL
SO THE U.S. IS GOING TO SEND TROOPS TO FIGHT ISIL AFTER ALL IT SEEMS
BRITISH GOVERNMENT OFFERING SCOTLAND JUST ABOUT ANYTHING IF THEY WILL JUST STAY
APPLE FINALLY REALISES NO ONE CARES ABOUT U2 ANYMORE
SO ADRIAN PETERSON BEAT ANOTHER ONE OF HIS MANY KIDS
THE U.S. STARTS DESTROYING THIS THING CALLED THE ISIL
RUSSIA SAYS SANCTIONS ONLY MAKING THEM STRONGER
SO FRANCE WANTS TO FIGHT ISLAMIC STATE NOW THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS
HURRICANE ODILE DOING WHAT HURRICANES DO TO MEXICO
SO IT SEEMS THE U.S. IS FINALLY GOING TO HELP WITH THAT EBOLA OUTBREAK IN AFRICA
ROBERT GRIFFIN DISLOCATES ANKLE BUT DIDN’T REALLY WANT TO PLAY ANYWAY
EU PUTS THOSE NEW RUSSIAN SANCTIONS INTO EFFECT AFTER TEASING FOR A FEW DAYS