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PENTAGON SURE SOUNDING A LITTLE SCARED OF ISLAMIC STATE AND ALL THEY DO

Washington, D.C. – When James Foley was murdered just the other day the threat posed by the Islamic State (formerly the ISIL) started to become clear to many people. As such incidents do the murder of Foley personified the threat posed by the group for many people, made it human rather than some abstract in a foreign country.

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