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SYRIAN GOVERNMENT STILL MOSTLY WORRIED ABOUT THOSE DARNED REBELS, IT SEEMS

 

POLICE OFFICIALS IN ALABAMA POINT OUT THEY HAVE NOT KILLED AN UNARMED BLACK TEEN IN YEARS NOW
HILLARY CLINTON PRESIDENCY BID MAY RELY ON SUCCESS OF FAILURE OR NEW YOUNG ADULT NOVEL
ISRAEL ADMITS PEACE TALKS BROKE DOWN IN PART BECAUSE SOMEONE REFUSED TO SHOWER
IOWA MAN SPENDS NIGHT RESEARCHING CONFLICT IN CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC IN EFFORT TO IMPRESS CO-WORKERS AT LUNCH

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SOLDIERS KILLED IN UKRAINE WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU FIGHT IN A WAR

DUTCH EXPERTS EXAMINE MH17 CRASH VICTIMS TO DISCOVER EXACTLY WHAT THEY THOUGHT

ISRAEL GOES AHEAD WITH GAZA CEASEFIRE, KINDA

EU OFFICIALS REACH A VERY BASIC AGREEMENT ON POSSIBLE RUSSIAN SANCTIONS

NEWS

OBAMA READY TO FINALLY BOMB SYRIA WHICH HE HAS WANTED TO DO FOR SO LONG

FIGHTING IN GAZA CALMS DOWN A LITTLE WHICH IS SOMETHING PEOPLE CAN BE HAPPY ABOUT

UN SAYS ISRAEL MAY HAVE COMMITTED WAR CRIMES IN GAZA BUT OF COURSE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

WHO SAYS EBOLA OUTBREAK VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED, THAT THEY HAVE VASTLY UNDERESTIMATED IT, THEY JUST HAVE NO IDEA NOW

NEWS

U.S. FORCES FINALLY START KILLING ALL BAD GUYS IN SYRIA

ISRAEL ADMITS ROCKET ATTACKS MAKING PEACE TALKS A LITTLE DIFFICULT

ISRAEL GIVES A LITTLE BIT OF WARNING BEFORE DESTROYING APARTMENT BUILDING AND OTHER STUFF

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BEN BRADLEE, WHO SPENT HIS LIFE DESTROYING RICHARD NIXON, DIES
ISIL LAUNCHES FRESH ASSUALT ON KOBANE BECAUSE THEY REALLY, REALLY WANT IT
SWEDEN STILL LOOKING FOR THAT MISSING RUSSIAN SUB NO MATTER WHAT RUSSIA WANTS
OSCAR DE LA RENTA DEAD AND THE WORLD JUST KEEPS ON SPINNING
OSCAR PISTORIUS DOES INDEED GET A LITTLE TIME IN PRISON
NIGERIA OFFICIALLY FREE OF EBOLA SO THAT’S ONE DOWN
PEYTON MANNING PASSES FOR MORE TOUCHDOWNS THAN ANYONE ELSE, OVERALL, NOT ALL IN ONE GAME
TURKEY DECIDES TO HELP IN BATTLE OF KOBANE DESPITE ALL THE KURDS
NOBODY ACTUALLY HELPING STOP EBOLA SPREAD IT SEEMS
SOUTH KOREA KILLS ANOTHER LARGE GROUP OF STUDENTS IN ROOF COLLAPSE
ISIL TRAINING FIGHTER PILOTS SO THAT’S SOMETHING
OSCAR PISTORIUS APPARENTLY HAS NO MONEY LEFT BUT AT LEAST HE STILL HAS HIS LIFE AND STUFF
MISTY UPHAM GAINS WAY MORE FAME IN DEATH THAN SHE HAD IN LIFE