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Dear Bertie:

My husband has become increasingly demanding about sex. We have been married for nearly ten years and our relationship has never been overly sexual, but recently he has become very aggressive, asking nearly every night. I love him very much and don’t want to do anything that might drive him away, but I just don’t have all that much interest in sex. What should I do?

-Frustrated

Dear Frustrated:

Sex can be a sticking point in any relationship no matter how long lasting. This sudden change in behaviour may be the product of something else entirely and it would be a good idea to work things out. Get him a couple subscriptions to adult websites and a healthy supply of Kleenex. You might also want to take a look at the sites and try to thaw that frigid nether region of yours.

-Bertie

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