FRIENDS NEVER HELP

Dear Bertie:

I have been attracted to a close friend for a number of years but have never expressed my feelings to her. In that time she has had a number of relationships and it’s like a stab in the heart every time I see her with another guy. Should I finally tell her how I feel or should i just be content to remain her friend?

Stabbed in the heart

Dear Stabbed:

Friendships are a two way street. If you express your feelings to her and she breaks off the friendship than your bond wasn’t as strong as you thought it was. Set yourself up for a no, but tell her. Before you do, try and get a lot of pictures of her for masturbation and/or stalking. If you can, set up a camera in her house to try and catch her changing. Doing this you’ll get something out of the relationship one way or the other.

Bertie

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