ENTERTAINMENT

TAYLOR LAUTNER CAN’T BEAT OLD MAN IN PUSH UP CONTEST

LEONARDO DICAPRIO LEAVING WIFE FOR GIRLFRIEND

SNOOKI TO UNDERGO RANDOM TANNING TESTING AFTER ARREST

CAMERON DIAZ MOST DANGEROUS CELEBRITY ON AND OFF THE BIG SCREEN

JENNIFER ANISTON STILL THE BIGGEST LOSER IN HOLLYWOOD

KEANU REEVES TO STAR AS KEANU REEVES IN MOVIE ABOUT KEANU REEVES

LAURENCE FISHBURNE GIVES THUMBS DOWN TO DAUGHTER’S FILM DEBUT

GARY KURTZ NOT SEEN SINCE SPILLING STAR WARS SECRETS

DAVID SPADE STILL HUNGRY FOR AN OSCAR

VERY FEW PEOPLE HAPPY ABOUT RESURGING CAREER OF CHEVY CHASE

BREAKING: CHRISTINA HENDRICKS HAS LARGE BREASTS

DAVID SCHWIMMER DEAD OR DYING OR SOMETHING

TERRENCE HOWARD JOINS LAW & ORDER: LA, FOR NOW

GEENA DAVIS JUST AS DISAPPOINTED IN HER CAREER AS EVERYONE ELSE

WESLEY SNIPES AT THE BOILING POINT AS JAIL TIME APPROACHES

HOLLYWOOD TO FINALLY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT VAMPIRES

FANS COMPLAINING THAT COMIC CON BECOMING TOO SOCIAL

BEAR GRYLLS HAS HELLISH TIME IN PORTLAND HOTEL

MICHAEL DOUGLAS PLASTICIZATION NEARING COMPLETION

JOHN MELLENCAMP REPORTEDLY NEAR DEATH IN A SMALL TOWN

INTERNET CLAIMS PRINCE IS DEAD

WORLD RESTS EASY AS DENISE RICHARDS FINALLY RETURNS TO ACTING

LINDSAY LOHAN ALREADY A BIG HIT IN WOMEN’S PRISON

AVRIL LAVIGNE STILL RELEVANT IN HER OWN MIND

BARENAKED LADIES APPARENTLY STILL ALLOWED TO PERFORM IN PUBLIC

TOP GUN SEQUEL IN THE WORKS; PRODUCERS TRYING TO FIT VAL KILMER IN

‘N SYNC CONSIDERING REUNION FOR LOLLAPALOOZA TOUR

TIM DALY AND STEVEN WEBER TO SOAR AGAIN IN WINGS 2

MEL GIBSON MAD AS EX MAXES OUT RESTRAINING ORDER

KEVIN SPACEY TO PLAY SOME GUY IN SOME MOVIE

JADEN SMITH CIRCLING POTENTIAL CATCHER IN THE RYE MOVIE

TOM HANKS STILL LOVED BY PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE

AMANDA BYNES RETIRING FROM “ACTING”

MICHAEL JACKSON’S KIDS A BUNCH OF LOSERS

LUCY LIU STILL WATCHING HER OWN MOVIES

GRITTY GILLIGAN’S ISLAND REMAKE ON THE WAY

JUSTIN BIEBER ATTACKED BY NOTORIOUS PRETEEN HUGGER

CHARLIE SHEEN LOSES YET ANOTHER CAR DOWN A CLIFF

DANNY GLOVER ON SHORTLIST TO PLAY SPIDER-MAN

EXPERTS CONCERNED AFTER KRISTEN STEWART SMILES AT MTV AWARDS

LINDSAY LOHAN AND DR. DREW FINALLY HOOK UP AT WEENIE ROAST IN L.A.

MPAA TO FINALLY CRACK DOWN ON ASHTON KUTCHER

MILEY CYRUS CONSIDERING RETIREMENT

JAMES CAMERON LOOKING TO PLUG OIL LEAK IN 3D

GUILLERMO DEL TORO HATES HOBBITS, PETER JACKSON, NEW ZEALAND, QUITS MOVIE

CHRISTIAN BALE SEEKING HIV INFECTION FOR NEWEST ROLE

GARY COLEMAN DIES; SMALL CEREMONY EXPECTED

JENNA JAMESON SEX TAPE SEEN IN THE WILD

LINDSAY LOHAN RETURNS FROM FRANCE SPORTING THE NEWEST FASHION ACCESSORY

DREAMWORKS CONSIDERING GRITTY SHREK REBOOT

SUGE KNIGHT GETS ARRESTED FOR BEATING SOME GUY UP, AGAIN

MEGAN FOX PASSES ON TRANSFORMERS 3 TO PURSUE LOFTIER ARTISTIC GOALS

STEPHEN BALDWIN AND PAULY SHORE TO FINALLY REUNITE IN BIO-DOME 3D

RUSSELL CROWE DOESN'T BEAT UP ANYONE AT CANNES PREMIERE OF ROBIN HOOD

DENNIS HOPPER NOT THAT SICK AFTER ALL

NEWSWEEK MAKES IT OFFICIAL: GAYS ARE OUT

KENDRA WILKINSON FIGHTING SEX TAPE NO IS INTERESTED IN SEEING

WORLD SAVED ONSLAUGHT OF POISON AFTER BRET MICHAELS RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL

SOME COUNTRY SINGER SAYS SHE’S GAY

INSIDER HINTS THAT PRECIOUS 2 MIGHT BE IN 3-D

LAW & ORDER PRODUCERS NEGOTIATING DEAL TO KEEP SHOW ON THE AIR UNTIL THE END OF EXISTENCE

LARRY KING STILL ALIVE AND APPARENTLY GETTING DIVORCED

IT’S OFFICIAL: JOSS WHEDON TO DIRECT THE AVENGERS AND HAS THE LARGEST FOREHEAD IN THE WORLD

TONY DANZA FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN LOS ANGELES

SMASH MOUTH TO START COMEBACK WITH PERFORMANCE FOR THE QUEEN

JAY LENO TALKING TO TBS AFTER CONAN O’BRIEN ANNOUNCES NEW DEAL

MICHAEL JACKSON EXPECTED TO BE A NO SHOW AT APOLLO HALL OF FAME CEREMONY

FBI ALERTED AFTER NICOLAS CAGE LOSES YET ANOTHER HOUSE

RUMOUR: HARRISON FORD MAY APPEAR IN MOVIE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE

LINDSAY LOHAN READY TO DIE

JESSE JAMES INCONSOLABLE AFTER SHOCKING DIVORCE ACTION BY SANDRA BULLOCK

WILL FERRELL TO ATTEMPT COMEDY IN NEW FILM ‘THE OTHER GUYS’

SHOCK: RICKY MARTIN SAYS HE IS GAY

FORMER SNL STAR VICTORIA JACKSON TRANSITIONING TO LIFE AS A HOLY PROPHET

LADY GAGA SUED FOR HER FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME

LINDSAY LOHAN BANNED FROM INDIA, U.S. DOESN’T WANT HER BACK

COREY HAIM UNLIKELY TO MOUNT COMEBACK AFTER DEATH

DMX FINALLY BREAKS OUT OF ARREST SLUMP

GABOUREY SIDIBE READY TO EXPLODE AFTER OSCAR CELEBRATIONS

HEIDI MONTAG AND SPENCER PRATT CONSIDERING FUSION SURGERY

BURT REYNOLDS HEART SCARE CONCERNS, WELL, BURT REYNOLDS?

MISCHA BARTON TEMPORARILY FORGETS HER OWN NAME

GLENN BECK AND VAN JONES SEEN LEAVING SAME NY HOTEL

RONALD D. MOORE CONSIDERING LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE REBOOT

CLAIRE DANES REPORTEDLY STILL ALIVE

FOR THE FIRST TIME BONER IS LOST IN VANCOUVER

BOOB JOB UNLIKELY TO HELP HAYDEN PANETTIERE’S CAREER AT ALL

DENTED HEAD MAY SIDELINE TILA TEQUILA’S NOBEL ASPIRATIONS

KEVIN SMITH ASKED TO LEAVE FLIGHT AFTER PLANE TILTS DANGEROUSLY TO THE LEFT

STILL NO ONE INTERESTED IN JARED LETO’S CAREER

SURVEY FINDS FERGIE LOOKS REALLY GOOD FOR A FIFTY YEAR OLD WOMAN

‘24’ TO BECOME REALLY LONG MOVIE

KATE HUDSON RUMOURED TO BE A REALLY HORRIBLE ACTRESS

NO ONE NOTICES AS ORLANDO BLOOM JUMPS SHIP FOR NEXT PIRATES FILM

INVESTIGATION REVEALS THAT LARRY KING MAY HAVE DIED YEARS AGO

INTEREST IN INNERSPACE SEQUEL GROWS

JOHN GOODMAN NO LONGER ABLE TO FIT ON FILM SCREENS

GARY COLEMAN RELEASED AFTER SMALL SCUFFLE

VERY FEW PEOPLE PAYING ATTENTION TO JON CRYER DEATH THREATS

DAKOTA FANNING BEHIND MOVE TO RETURN ROMAN POLANSKI TO THE U.S.

JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS NOT SURE THE BIG TIME IS READY FOR HIS RETURN

GEORGE LOPEZ AMUSES HIMSELF WITH NEW ROUTINE

CONAN O’BRIEN CONSIDERS OFFER FROM HAITIAN TELEVISION STATIONS

FANS AMAZED AS JESSICA LANGE SLOWLY TURNS ASIAN

GABRIEL BYRNE OPENS UP ABOUT CHILDHOOD SEX ABUSE ASSUMING SOMEONE WILL CARE

KEVIN EUBANKS AND MAX WEINBERG THE FORGOTTEN VICTIMS OF LATE NIGHT WAR

LINDSAY LOHAN INTERVIEWS GO MUCH BETTER WHEN SHE’S PARTIALLY CLOTHED

JAMES CAMERON TO CHANGE SANDWICH MAKING FOREVER

MORGAN FREEMAN TO PLAY WISE OLD MAN IN NEW MOVIE

CARSON DALY LEFT OUT IN THE COLD AS NBC SHAKES UP LATE NIGHT PROGRAMMING

WILD HOGS MUSICAL TO HIT BROADWAY NEXT YEAR

OVER THE TOP REMAKE TO COMPETE WITH SLEW OF ARM WRESTLING MOVIES

JENNY MCCARTHY TO ATTEMPT ACTING CAREER

LACK OF SCRIPT LIKELY WON’T AFFECT SPIDERMAN SEQUEL

WARREN BEATTY STILL DETERMINED TO SLEEP HIS WAY TO THE TOP

NEWARK BOUND PASSENGERS SPARED TRIP WITH JOAN RIVERS

GHOST OF NICOLE KIDMAN TO PRESENT AT GOLDEN GLOBES

ARTIE LANGE RUSHING TO BE FIRST CELEBRITY DEATH OF 2010

RUSH LIMBAUGH STILL ALIVE; 2010 STILL FREE OF CELEBRITY DEATHS

VAL KILMER RESOLVES TO EAT HIS WAY THROUGH 2010

REPORTS INDICATE THAT CHARLIE SHEEN HAD PLATOON FLASHBACK

EVERYONE DISAPPOINTED AS THE WRONG GEORGE MICHAEL DIES

STEVEN TYLER, SINGER FOR SOME BAND, ENTERS REHAB

BOY GEORGE GOING TO COURT TO HAVE FAME RETURNED

WITH LATEST BOMB SARAH JESSICA PARKER TO HAUNT HOUSES FULL TIME

BRITTANY MURPHY'S FAMILY WILL NOT DONATE HER BRAIN TO SCIENCE

CONGRESS CONSIDERING BILL TO STERILIZE REALITY SHOW STARS

THE SIMPSONS APPARENTLY STILL ON THE AIR

COURTNEY LOVE LOSES CUSTODY OF DAUGHTER NO ONE KNEW SHE STILL HAD

HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS AT A LOSS AS CELEBRITIES JUST STOP DYING

WARNER BROTHERS PONDERING REALITY SHOW TO FIGURE OUT NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE

DIABLO CODY CONSIDERING RETURN TO ‘THE OLD LIFE’

NEWLY RELEASED VIDEO SHOWS THAT LADY GAGA WAS IN FACT HUMAN AT ONE POINT

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FINDS HARRY POTTER SUCCESS BUYS A LOT OF WEED

MILEY CYRUS GIVES HER OPINION AGAIN

RECONSTRUCTED VERSION OF COURTNEY LOVE MAKES FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE

ROBERT PATTINSON EVEN MORE BORED IN NEW MOON

E.R. LIVES ON IN THE MIND OF CHICAGO MAN

2012 RELEASE RAISES CONCERNS THAT ROLAND EMMERICH MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG

DAN AYKROYD CAST IN A MOVIE

INVESTIGATION SUGGESTS THAT 'THE FOURTH KIND' MAY BE FICTIONAL

VERNE TROYER ORDERED TO STAY AT ARM’S LENGTH FROM EX-GIRLFRIEND

RICK SCHRODER STILL ITCHING FOR A SILVER SPOONS REUNION

AUDIENCES STILL FINDING TWO AND HALF MEN FUNNY

JON STEWART MAY DROP DAILY SHOW; GO BACK TO ACTING

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FINALLY SPELLS HIS OWN NAME WITHOUT LOOKING

MEL GIBSON FINALLY ADMITS BRAVEHEART WAS NOT A HISTORICAL DOCUMENT

NICOLAS CAGE’S HAIRPIECES MAY GET THEIR OWN FILM

MUSIC CRITICS CONFUSED AS ROBBIE WILLIAMS COMEBACK SPECIAL SMASHES RECORDS

HEIDI MONTAG’S SISTER UPSET AFTER BIRTHDAY NO-SHOW

CELEBRITIES FINALLY REALIZE THEY DON’T NEED TO PAY TAXES

MANNEQUIN REBOOT TAKES LIFE

LETTERMAN AT NO SHORTAGE OF OFFERS AS MISTRESS GETS PAID LEAVE

MAN GOING TO JAIL AFTER PUNCHING LEONA LEWIS

KENNY LOGGINS MAKES PLANS TO RULE TWITTER

NEWS OUTLETS STILL REPORTING ON JON AND KATE

MSNBC DECLARES NEWEST SEASON OF SURVIVOR THE WORST YET

LETTERMAN DISAPPOINTS VIEWERS WITH LACK OF BROADCASTED SEX

SURVIVOR PRODUCERS PLAN TO KILL CONTESTANTS WITH NEW SHOW

STEPHEN KING SKETCHES OUT NEWEST MOVIE SALE

ROMAN POLANSKI ARREST A BOON FOR FRENCH PEDOPHILES

SCOTT WEILAND SEIZURE HIS BEST PERFORMANCE IN YEARS

SMASHING PUMPKINS CAN’T GIVE AWAY NEW ALBUM

CATHERINE ZETA-JONES TURNS 40, DECIDES AGAINST RITUAL SUICIDE

PATRICK SWAYZE DEATH PUTS GHOST SEQUEL ON FASTRACK

KANYE WEST OFFERS UNINTERRUPTED APOLOGY TO TAYLOR SWIFT

MICHAEL RICHARDS RETURNS TO RACIST ROOTS

TORONTO MAN DOESN’T FIND MEGAN FOX ATTRACTIVE

PAUL REISER DOING JUST FINE

NEEDLESS SHIRT RIPPING PRIMED FOR HOLLYWOOD COMEBACK

NOBODY CARES THAT CHARLIE SHEEN THINKS 9/11 WAS A CONSPIRACY

HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS FINALLY ADMIT THEY ARE OUT OF IDEAS

COOLIO STILL ALIVE AND PERFORMING

WHITNEY HOUSTON READY FOR YET ANOTHER CAREER COMEBACK

RESEARCH INDICATES VERY FEW PEOPLE MOURNING DEATH OF DJ AM

DESPITE DEATH MICHAEL CRICHTON REFUSES TO DIE

ACADEMY OFFICIALS CONSIDER REVOKING HELEN HUNT’S OSCAR

ALZHEIMER’S RESEARCHERS LOOK TO BRITNEY SPEARS FOR CURE

DELL SUED AFTER MAN BREAKS COMPUTER LOOKING FOR COOKIES

NEW STUDY POINTS TO DEATH STAR DESIGN CONSPIRACY

JESSICA BIEL PASSES BRAD PITT TO BECOME MOST DANGEROUS CELEBRITY

EWAN MCGREGOR TAKING SCRIPT READING LESSONS

JAMES CAMERON STILL WANTS TO CHANGE FILMMAKING DESPITE FAN INDIFFERENCE

BOB DYLAN BECOMES A ROLLING STONE IN NEW JERSEY

SPIKE LEE IN TALKS TO DIRECT NEXT BOND FILM

OSCAR PRODUCERS STRUGGLING WITH LENGTH OF DEATH LIST

HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS NOT SURE ABOUT GIVING MEGAN FOX MORE ROLES

KATY PERRY STILL MAKING MUSIC

MILEY CYRUS TO PRODUCE POLE DANCING VIDEO

JOHN HUGHES DEATH LEAVES CURLY SUE REMAKE UP IN THE AIR

PAULA ABDUL “REFUSES” AMERICAN IDOL RETURN

JAMES SPADER DEVELOPING TIME MACHINE TO TRAVEL BACK TO 1994

JACKSON FAMILY DEIGNS TO RESPOND TO KANYE WEST REQUEST

CONRAD MURRAY HAILED AS A HERO FOR KILLING PEDOPHILE JACKSON

ACLU TAKES FAMILY GUY CREATORS TO TASK OVER ASIAN REPORTER

MOZART FINALLY RELEASES NEW MUSIC

GEORGE LUCAS MAKES PLANS FOR STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL: SE

MISCHA BARTON’S HOSPITALIZATION EXPECTED TO HAVE LITTLE IMPACT ON CAREER

DICAPRIO TALKING TO PRODUCERS OF GROWING PAINS MOVIE

FANS AND CRITICS PLACE NEW HARRY POTTER JUST BELOW CITIZEN KANE

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN STAR’S HOME PLUNDERED FOR BOOTY

ROGER EBERT TO REPLACE THUMB WITH EMOTICONS IN PRINT REVIEWS

DAN AYKROYD TALKS UP GHOSTBUSTERS 3; PROMISES THE BLACK GUY WILL BE BACK

FANS MIFFED AS MICHAEL JACKSON A NO-SHOW AT LONDON CONCERTS

RUNNING MAN SEQUEL TO FINALLY ANSWER UNRESOLVED QUESTIONS

MYTHBUSTERS TO JUST BLOW UP EVERYTHING

VANNA WHITE CONSIDERS RETIREMENT AFTER ALPHABETICAL DISASTER

NIRVANA CONSIDERS REUNION WITH OR WITHOUT COBAIN

AFTER JACKSON DEATH KANYE WEST DECLARES HIMSELF NEW KING OF POP

HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS CONFIRM MASSIVE CELEBRITY CUTBACK

POLICE OFFICIALS INVESTIGATING NEWS OUTLETS ROLE IN JACKSON DEATH

FARRAH FAWCETT DEATH SHOWS CANCER FINALLY GETTING ITS BREAK IN HOLLYWOOD

MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH FORCES PLASTIC SURGEONS INTO BANKRUPTCY

BRITNEY SPEARS’ CROSSROADS FOLLOW UP TAKES HER TO NAZI GERMANY

ED MCMAHON DEATH BRINGS FOND MEMORIES OF JOHNNY CARSON

SCHWARZENEGGER IMPOSTER TAKES ON CONAN ROLE

NASHVILLE COMES CLEAN: WE GIVE RECORD DEALS TO EVERYONE

G.I. JOE MOVIE EXPECTED TO FAIL AS DIRECTOR SOMMERS STAYS AT THE HELM

PARAMOUNT CONSIDERING REBOOT OF TRANSFORMERS FRANCHISE

TELEVISION OFFICIALS UP IN ARMS OVER POTENTIAL POLTERGEIST REMAKE

JIMMY FALLON TO ATTEMPT COMEDY ON LATE NIGHT SHOW

DAVID CARRADINE’S NIGHT IN BANGKOK HUMBLES A HARD MAN

SUSAN BOYLE LOSS BRINGS SHAME TO ENTIRE UNITED KINGDOM

DESPITE OBJECTIONS JAY LENO PROMISES TO BE BACK IN THE FALL

OZZY OSBOURNE INCOMPREHENSIBLY SUES TONY IOMMI OVER SABBATH

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS CASTS NAZI’S AS HEAVIES, AGAIN

UPCOMING JON AND KATE SEASON MAY SEE DEATH OF MAJOR CHARACTER

CANNES FESTIVAL OPENS WITH MOVIES NO ONE WILL SEE

FARRAH FAWCETT HANGING ON DESPITE DOCTOR’S BEST EFFORTS

OPRAH ENCOURAGES DUKE GRADUATES TO USE PRIVATE PLANES

ANOTHER MEMBER OF LYNYRD SKYNYRD DIES BUT BAND STILL REFUSES TO QUIT

VATICAN AND TOM HANKS AGREE THAT ANGELS & DEMONS IS MEANINGLESS

WOLVERINE SUCCESS LEAVES BOOTLEGGERS OUT IN THE COLD

FUTURE OF GOLDEN GIRLS IN DOUBT AFTER DEATH OF BEA ARTHUR

JACKIE CHAN TO SEEK CONTROL OF ALL CHINESE PEOPLE

TWITTER TO REPLACE OWLS IN NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE

GEORGE LUCAS TO RUIN BLACK HISTORY WITH RED TAILS

HULK HOGAN TO DO AN O.J. SIMPSON ON EX-WIFE

JAMIE FOXX OFFERS TO MAKE SEX TAPE WITH MILEY CYRUS

PHIL SPECTOR TO CREATE WALL OF SOUND IN PRISON CELL

DISNEY TO WALK THE PLANK ON NEW PIRATES MOVIE

DANIEL STERN DOWN FOR C.H.U.D. REMAKE EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE IS

DISNEY TO LEAP INTO SUPERHERO FOLD WITH ZIGGY ADAPTATION

BOSTONIANS FORCED TO WATCH NEW JAY LENO SHOW AFTER ALL

FOX DIGS IT’S CLAWS INTO 21ST CENTURY WITH WOLVERINE MOVIE LEAK

ANGIE HARMON A RACIST; NO ONE CARES

FANS WAITING FOR MICHAEL JACKSON TO DIE IN ORDER TO HEAR NEW MUSIC

WITH NO ONE WATCHING THE WATCHMEN HOLLYWOOD GIVING UP ON SUPERHEROES, AGAIN

CANCER “ECSTATIC” TO BE FREE OF JADE GOODY

JAWS REMAKE TO TAKE FRESH BITE OUT OF MOVIE-GOERS

NATASHA RICHARDSON MORE FAMOUS DEAD THAN ALIVE

MATT DAMON ROUNDING UP BLACK CHILDREN IN AFRICA

JON STEWART CONSIDERS ENDING DAILY SHOW AFTER JIM CRAMER RENEGES ON PROMISE

CHRIS BROWN BEATS HIS LOVE INTO RIHANNA

D.L. HUGHLEY CNN SHOW CANCELLED TO THE RELIEF OF ALL TV VIEWERS

U2 LATE SHOW APPEARANCES YIELD MASSIVE DOWNLOAD NUMBERS

ROBIN WILLIAMS’ HEART JUST NOT THAT INTO PERFORMING ANYMORE

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY CLONES HERSELF FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MEN

TYLER PERRY DRESSES AS MADEA FOR ACTUAL FAMILY REUNION

EXPERTS PREDICT CAREER DEATH AS LEDGER SKIPS OSCAR TELECAST

CYRUS: ‘NOTHING’ WEIRD ABOUT RELATIONSHIP WITH DAD

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE ACTORS TO APPEAR AT OSCARS AFTER CLEANING RED CARPET

MICKEY ROURKE CONTINUES TO WRESTLE CAREER INTO SUBMISSION

CRYSTAL LAKE RESIDENTS PROTESTING RELEASE OF NEW FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE

JOAQUIN PHOENIX COMPLETELY LOSES HIS MIND;  LETTERMAN SCORES HIT

CHRIS BROWN PUNCHES CAREER IN THE FACE, AND GIRLFRIEND RIHANNA TOO

WATCHMEN MOVIE RELEASE RAISES FEARS OF INCREASE IN MASKED VIGILANTES

JESSICA ALBA SCHOOLS BILL O’REILLY ON WWII; CONFUSED ABOUT PREVIOUS NIGHT’S DINNER

SAG AWARDS HANDED OUT DESPITE TOTAL LACK OF INTEREST

WILLIAM SHATNER CELEBRATES RICARDO MONTALBAN DEATH

EXPERTS BETTING AGAINST HEATH LEDGER OSCAR WIN AFTER GOLDEN GLOBE SNUB

THEATRICAL FILM TO FINALLY DETERMINE WHO’S THE BOSS

IN WAKE OF JETT TRAVOLTA DEATH SCIENTOLOGY TO PROHIBIT MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS OF ANY KIND

ROBERT DENIRO VOWS TO NEVER APPEAR IN ANOTHER GOOD MOVIE

INSIDER CLAIMS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON MAY MENTALLY UNSTABLE

NICKELBACK CONTINUES SALES SUCCESS DESPITE LACK OF FANS

BURT REYNOLDS HOPING FOR SUCCESS WITH REMAKE OF HIS LIFE

WILL SMITH DONATES TO SCIENTOLOGY AND HAS RACE CARD REMOVED

BALE, LEDGER TO RETURN FOR BATMAN THREEQUEL

DOLPH LUNDGREN TO ATTEMPT CAREER RESURRECTION, CANCER CURE

BIG NAME PORN STARS TEAM UP FOR WORKER COMPENSATION

MUMBAI TERRORIST ATTACKS DRAW RECORD RATINGS

LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS IN TALKS TO STAR IN THOR FILM

ANN COULTER’S JAW WIRED SHUT. FIRMLY.

VATICAN FORGIVES JOHN LENNON; FINALLY RENEWS NEWSPAPER SUBSCRIPTION

TWILIGHT MOVIE RELEASE SPAWNS LEGIONS OF INEFFECTIVE BLOODSUCKERS

SPIELBERG TO REMAKE OLDBOY; CHAN-WOOK PARK TO REMAKE JAWS AS REVENGE

BRUCE WILLIS SIGNS UP FOR DIE HARD SIX

KATT WILLIAMS PLANE CRASH DEATH RUMOUR BRINGS NEW LIFE TO CAREER

CNN TO GIVE JOHN KING AND THE BIG BOARD NEW SHOW

PLATINUM DUNES ANNOUNCES PLANS TO REMAKE EVERY HORROR MOVIE EVER RELEASED

SUPERMAN TO STOP ALL CRIME EVERYWHERE

TINA FEY READY TO STEP IN SHOULD JOHN MCCAIN DIE IN OFFICE

OLIVER STONE TO CONTINUE ALPHABET WITH ‘R’

RINGO STARR TOO BUSY FOR AUTOGRAPHS; FANS ASK WHAT WITH

GUNS ‘N’ ROSES TO RELEASE CHINESE DEMOCRACY TO LARGELY UNINTERESTED AUDIENCE

MIRAMAX ANNOUNCES PLANS TO RELEASE ‘CLEAN’ VERSION OF PULP FICTION

RELIGULOUS A HIT, BILL MAHER PLANS D.C. CAB FOLLOW UP

JAMES CAMERON AND FOX TO PRODUCE TITANIC SEQUEL

NATIONAL FOUNDATION FOR THE BLIND TO PROTEST BLINDNESS

DEATH OF PAUL NEWMAN BRINGS CHEERS IN BOLIVIA, TEARS IN SUPERMARKET AISLES

CLAY AIKEN ADMITS HE IS GAY, CAREER TEMPORARILY COMES OUT OF CLOSET

MGM ANNOUNCES WIZARD OF OZ REMAKE

OPRAH WINFREY TROLLS ENTIRE INTERNET WITH OVER 9000 COMMENT

BLINK 182 DRUMMER BARKER SURVIVES PLANE CRASH, FAILS IN IMMORTALITY ATTEMPT

WILL SMITH AND WARNER BROTHERS SCARE UP I AM LEGEND SEQUEL

HEATH LEDGER FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN CALIFORNIA

BERNIE MAC, ISAAC HAYES, SAMUEL L. JACKSON NEXT?

ISAAC HAYES DEATH INSPIRES TRUCE CALL BETWEEN SOUTH PARK AND SCIENTOLOGY

SPIKE LEE DISPUTES BERNIE MAC DEATH STORIES

VIETNAM VETS PROTEST TROPIC THUNDER RELEASE

MILEY CYRUS BARES ALL IN NEW SHOWER SCANDAL

WARNER BROTHERS “ECSTATIC” ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN CRASH

OUTRAGE OVER PATRICK SWAYZE'S CAREER INTENSIFIES

KIRSTIE ALLEY FIRED FOR EATING JENNY CRAIG

EXCLUSIVE: NEW IMAGE FROM JAMES CAMERON’S AVATAR

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TO DIRECT MOVIE ABOUT MYSTERIOUS STAIN IN BATHROOM

UNIVERSAL FIRE ACCIDENTAL, NEW MUMMY MOVIE DELIBERATE

LEDGER A NO-SHOW AT DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE

CHRISTIAN BALE JEALOUS OVER HEATH LEDGER’S “DEATH”

STALLONE SCUTTLES PLAN FOR “STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT" SEQUEL

CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKE BLAMED ON SHARON STONE

 

 

 

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