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MILEY CYRUS GIVES HER OPINION AGAIN
RECONSTRUCTED VERSION OF COURTNEY LOVE MAKES FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE
ROBERT PATTINSON EVEN MORE BORED IN NEW MOON
E.R. LIVES ON IN THE MIND OF CHICAGO MAN
2012 RELEASE RAISES CONCERNS THAT ROLAND EMMERICH MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG
INVESTIGATION SUGGESTS THAT 'THE FOURTH KIND' MAY BE FICTIONAL
VERNE TROYER ORDERED TO STAY AT ARM’S LENGTH FROM EX-GIRLFRIEND
RICK SCHRODER STILL ITCHING FOR A SILVER SPOONS REUNION
AUDIENCES STILL FINDING TWO AND HALF MEN FUNNY
JON STEWART MAY DROP DAILY SHOW; GO BACK TO ACTING
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER FINALLY SPELLS HIS OWN NAME WITHOUT LOOKING
MEL GIBSON FINALLY ADMITS BRAVEHEART WAS NOT A HISTORICAL DOCUMENT
NICOLAS CAGE’S HAIRPIECES MAY GET THEIR OWN FILM
MUSIC CRITICS CONFUSED AS ROBBIE WILLIAMS COMEBACK SPECIAL SMASHES RECORDS
HEIDI MONTAG’S SISTER UPSET AFTER BIRTHDAY NO-SHOW
CELEBRITIES FINALLY REALIZE THEY DON’T NEED TO PAY TAXES
LETTERMAN AT NO SHORTAGE OF OFFERS AS MISTRESS GETS PAID LEAVE
MAN GOING TO JAIL AFTER PUNCHING LEONA LEWIS
KENNY LOGGINS MAKES PLANS TO RULE TWITTER
NEWS OUTLETS STILL REPORTING ON JON AND KATE
MSNBC DECLARES NEWEST SEASON OF SURVIVOR THE WORST YET
LETTERMAN DISAPPOINTS VIEWERS WITH LACK OF BROADCASTED SEX
SURVIVOR PRODUCERS PLAN TO KILL CONTESTANTS WITH NEW SHOW
STEPHEN KING SKETCHES OUT NEWEST MOVIE SALE
ROMAN POLANSKI ARREST A BOON FOR FRENCH PEDOPHILES
SCOTT WEILAND SEIZURE HIS BEST PERFORMANCE IN YEARS
SMASHING PUMPKINS CAN’T GIVE AWAY NEW ALBUM
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES TURNS 40, DECIDES AGAINST RITUAL SUICIDE
PATRICK SWAYZE DEATH PUTS GHOST SEQUEL ON FASTRACK
KANYE WEST OFFERS UNINTERRUPTED APOLOGY TO TAYLOR SWIFT
MICHAEL RICHARDS RETURNS TO RACIST ROOTS
TORONTO MAN DOESN’T FIND MEGAN FOX ATTRACTIVE
NEEDLESS SHIRT RIPPING PRIMED FOR HOLLYWOOD COMEBACK
NOBODY CARES THAT CHARLIE SHEEN THINKS 9/11 WAS A CONSPIRACY
HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS FINALLY ADMIT THEY ARE OUT OF IDEAS
COOLIO STILL ALIVE AND PERFORMING
WHITNEY HOUSTON READY FOR YET ANOTHER CAREER COMEBACK
RESEARCH INDICATES VERY FEW PEOPLE MOURNING DEATH OF DJ AM
DESPITE DEATH MICHAEL CRICHTON REFUSES TO DIE
ACADEMY OFFICIALS CONSIDER REVOKING HELEN HUNT’S OSCAR
ALZHEIMER’S RESEARCHERS LOOK TO BRITNEY SPEARS FOR CURE
DELL SUED AFTER MAN BREAKS COMPUTER LOOKING FOR COOKIES
NEW STUDY POINTS TO DEATH STAR DESIGN CONSPIRACY
JESSICA BIEL PASSES BRAD PITT TO BECOME MOST DANGEROUS CELEBRITY
EWAN MCGREGOR TAKING SCRIPT READING LESSONS
JAMES CAMERON STILL WANTS TO CHANGE FILMMAKING DESPITE FAN INDIFFERENCE
BOB DYLAN BECOMES A ROLLING STONE IN NEW JERSEY
SPIKE LEE IN TALKS TO DIRECT NEXT BOND FILM
OSCAR PRODUCERS STRUGGLING WITH LENGTH OF DEATH LIST
HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS NOT SURE ABOUT GIVING MEGAN FOX MORE ROLES
MILEY CYRUS TO PRODUCE POLE DANCING VIDEO
JOHN HUGHES DEATH LEAVES CURLY SUE REMAKE UP IN THE AIR
PAULA ABDUL “REFUSES” AMERICAN IDOL RETURN
JAMES SPADER DEVELOPING TIME MACHINE TO TRAVEL BACK TO 1994
JACKSON FAMILY DEIGNS TO RESPOND TO KANYE WEST REQUEST
CONRAD MURRAY HAILED AS A HERO FOR KILLING PEDOPHILE JACKSON
ACLU TAKES FAMILY GUY CREATORS TO TASK OVER ASIAN REPORTER
MOZART FINALLY RELEASES NEW MUSIC
GEORGE LUCAS MAKES PLANS FOR STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL: SE
MISCHA BARTON’S HOSPITALIZATION EXPECTED TO HAVE LITTLE IMPACT ON CAREER
DICAPRIO TALKING TO PRODUCERS OF GROWING PAINS MOVIE
FANS AND CRITICS PLACE NEW HARRY POTTER JUST BELOW CITIZEN KANE
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN STAR’S HOME PLUNDERED FOR BOOTY
ROGER EBERT TO REPLACE THUMB WITH EMOTICONS IN PRINT REVIEWS
DAN AYKROYD TALKS UP GHOSTBUSTERS 3; PROMISES THE BLACK GUY WILL BE BACK
FANS MIFFED AS MICHAEL JACKSON A NO-SHOW AT LONDON CONCERTS
RUNNING MAN SEQUEL TO FINALLY ANSWER UNRESOLVED QUESTIONS
MYTHBUSTERS TO JUST BLOW UP EVERYTHING
VANNA WHITE CONSIDERS RETIREMENT AFTER ALPHABETICAL DISASTER
NIRVANA CONSIDERS REUNION WITH OR WITHOUT COBAIN
AFTER JACKSON DEATH KANYE WEST DECLARES HIMSELF NEW KING OF POP
HOLLYWOOD OFFICIALS CONFIRM MASSIVE CELEBRITY CUTBACK
POLICE OFFICIALS INVESTIGATING NEWS OUTLETS ROLE IN JACKSON DEATH
FARRAH FAWCETT DEATH SHOWS CANCER FINALLY GETTING ITS BREAK IN HOLLYWOOD
MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH FORCES PLASTIC SURGEONS INTO BANKRUPTCY
BRITNEY SPEARS’ CROSSROADS FOLLOW UP TAKES HER TO NAZI GERMANY
ED MCMAHON DEATH BRINGS FOND MEMORIES OF JOHNNY CARSON
SCHWARZENEGGER IMPOSTER TAKES ON CONAN ROLE
NASHVILLE COMES CLEAN: WE GIVE RECORD DEALS TO EVERYONE
G.I. JOE MOVIE EXPECTED TO FAIL AS DIRECTOR SOMMERS STAYS AT THE HELM
PARAMOUNT CONSIDERING REBOOT OF TRANSFORMERS FRANCHISE
TELEVISION OFFICIALS UP IN ARMS OVER POTENTIAL POLTERGEIST REMAKE
JIMMY FALLON TO ATTEMPT COMEDY ON LATE NIGHT SHOW
DAVID CARRADINE’S NIGHT IN BANGKOK HUMBLES A HARD MAN
SUSAN BOYLE LOSS BRINGS SHAME TO ENTIRE UNITED KINGDOM
DESPITE OBJECTIONS JAY LENO PROMISES TO BE BACK IN THE FALL
OZZY OSBOURNE INCOMPREHENSIBLY SUES TONY IOMMI OVER SABBATH
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS CASTS NAZI’S AS HEAVIES, AGAIN
UPCOMING JON AND KATE SEASON MAY SEE DEATH OF MAJOR CHARACTER
CANNES FESTIVAL OPENS WITH MOVIES NO ONE WILL SEE
FARRAH FAWCETT HANGING ON DESPITE DOCTOR’S BEST EFFORTS
OPRAH ENCOURAGES DUKE GRADUATES TO USE PRIVATE PLANES
ANOTHER MEMBER OF LYNYRD SKYNYRD DIES BUT BAND STILL REFUSES TO QUIT
VATICAN AND TOM HANKS AGREE THAT ANGELS & DEMONS IS MEANINGLESS
WOLVERINE SUCCESS LEAVES BOOTLEGGERS OUT IN THE COLD
FUTURE OF GOLDEN GIRLS IN DOUBT AFTER DEATH OF BEA ARTHUR
JACKIE CHAN TO SEEK CONTROL OF ALL CHINESE PEOPLE
TWITTER TO REPLACE OWLS IN NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE
GEORGE LUCAS TO RUIN BLACK HISTORY WITH RED TAILS
HULK HOGAN TO DO AN O.J. SIMPSON ON EX-WIFE
JAMIE FOXX OFFERS TO MAKE SEX TAPE WITH MILEY CYRUS
PHIL SPECTOR TO CREATE WALL OF SOUND IN PRISON CELL
DISNEY TO WALK THE PLANK ON NEW PIRATES MOVIE
DANIEL STERN DOWN FOR C.H.U.D. REMAKE EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE IS
DISNEY TO LEAP INTO SUPERHERO FOLD WITH ZIGGY ADAPTATION
BOSTONIANS FORCED TO WATCH NEW JAY LENO SHOW AFTER ALL
FOX DIGS IT’S CLAWS INTO 21ST CENTURY WITH WOLVERINE MOVIE LEAK
ANGIE HARMON A RACIST; NO ONE CARES
FANS WAITING FOR MICHAEL JACKSON TO DIE IN ORDER TO HEAR NEW MUSIC
WITH NO ONE WATCHING THE WATCHMEN HOLLYWOOD GIVING UP ON SUPERHEROES, AGAIN
CANCER “ECSTATIC” TO BE FREE OF JADE GOODY
JAWS REMAKE TO TAKE FRESH BITE OUT OF MOVIE-GOERS
NATASHA RICHARDSON MORE FAMOUS DEAD THAN ALIVE
MATT DAMON ROUNDING UP BLACK CHILDREN IN AFRICA
JON STEWART CONSIDERS ENDING DAILY SHOW AFTER JIM CRAMER RENEGES ON PROMISE
CHRIS BROWN BEATS HIS LOVE INTO RIHANNA
D.L. HUGHLEY CNN SHOW CANCELLED TO THE RELIEF OF ALL TV VIEWERS
U2 LATE SHOW APPEARANCES YIELD MASSIVE DOWNLOAD NUMBERS
ROBIN WILLIAMS’ HEART JUST NOT THAT INTO PERFORMING ANYMORE
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY CLONES HERSELF FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MEN
TYLER PERRY DRESSES AS MADEA FOR ACTUAL FAMILY REUNION
EXPERTS PREDICT CAREER DEATH AS LEDGER SKIPS OSCAR TELECAST
CYRUS: ‘NOTHING’ WEIRD ABOUT RELATIONSHIP WITH DAD
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE ACTORS TO APPEAR AT OSCARS AFTER CLEANING RED CARPET
MICKEY ROURKE CONTINUES TO WRESTLE CAREER INTO SUBMISSION
CRYSTAL LAKE RESIDENTS PROTESTING RELEASE OF NEW FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE
JOAQUIN PHOENIX COMPLETELY LOSES HIS MIND; LETTERMAN SCORES HIT
CHRIS BROWN PUNCHES CAREER IN THE FACE, AND GIRLFRIEND RIHANNA TOO
WATCHMEN MOVIE RELEASE RAISES FEARS OF INCREASE IN MASKED VIGILANTES
JESSICA ALBA SCHOOLS BILL O’REILLY ON WWII; CONFUSED ABOUT PREVIOUS NIGHT’S DINNER
SAG AWARDS HANDED OUT DESPITE TOTAL LACK OF INTEREST
WILLIAM SHATNER CELEBRATES RICARDO MONTALBAN DEATH
EXPERTS BETTING AGAINST HEATH LEDGER OSCAR WIN AFTER GOLDEN GLOBE SNUB
THEATRICAL FILM TO FINALLY DETERMINE WHO’S THE BOSS
IN WAKE OF JETT TRAVOLTA DEATH SCIENTOLOGY TO PROHIBIT MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS OF ANY KIND
ROBERT DENIRO VOWS TO NEVER APPEAR IN ANOTHER GOOD MOVIE
INSIDER CLAIMS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON MAY MENTALLY UNSTABLE
NICKELBACK CONTINUES SALES SUCCESS DESPITE LACK OF FANS
BURT REYNOLDS HOPING FOR SUCCESS WITH REMAKE OF HIS LIFE
WILL SMITH DONATES TO SCIENTOLOGY AND HAS RACE CARD REMOVED
BALE, LEDGER TO RETURN FOR BATMAN THREEQUEL
DOLPH LUNDGREN TO ATTEMPT CAREER RESURRECTION, CANCER CURE
BIG NAME PORN STARS TEAM UP FOR WORKER COMPENSATION
MUMBAI TERRORIST ATTACKS DRAW RECORD RATINGS
LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS IN TALKS TO STAR IN THOR FILM
ANN COULTER’S JAW WIRED SHUT. FIRMLY.
VATICAN FORGIVES JOHN LENNON; FINALLY RENEWS NEWSPAPER SUBSCRIPTION
TWILIGHT MOVIE RELEASE SPAWNS LEGIONS OF INEFFECTIVE BLOODSUCKERS
SPIELBERG TO REMAKE OLDBOY; CHAN-WOOK PARK TO REMAKE JAWS AS REVENGE
BRUCE WILLIS SIGNS UP FOR DIE HARD SIX
KATT WILLIAMS PLANE CRASH DEATH RUMOUR BRINGS NEW LIFE TO CAREER
CNN TO GIVE JOHN KING AND THE BIG BOARD NEW SHOW
PLATINUM DUNES ANNOUNCES PLANS TO REMAKE EVERY HORROR MOVIE EVER RELEASED
SUPERMAN TO STOP ALL CRIME EVERYWHERE
TINA FEY READY TO STEP IN SHOULD JOHN MCCAIN DIE IN OFFICE
OLIVER STONE TO CONTINUE ALPHABET WITH ‘R’
RINGO STARR TOO BUSY FOR AUTOGRAPHS; FANS ASK WHAT WITH
GUNS ‘N’ ROSES TO RELEASE CHINESE DEMOCRACY TO LARGELY UNINTERESTED AUDIENCE
MIRAMAX ANNOUNCES PLANS TO RELEASE ‘CLEAN’ VERSION OF PULP FICTION
RELIGULOUS A HIT, BILL MAHER PLANS D.C. CAB FOLLOW UP
JAMES CAMERON AND FOX TO PRODUCE TITANIC SEQUEL
NATIONAL FOUNDATION FOR THE BLIND TO PROTEST BLINDNESS
DEATH OF PAUL NEWMAN BRINGS CHEERS IN BOLIVIA, TEARS IN SUPERMARKET AISLES
CLAY AIKEN ADMITS HE IS GAY, CAREER TEMPORARILY COMES OUT OF CLOSET
MGM ANNOUNCES WIZARD OF OZ REMAKE
OPRAH WINFREY TROLLS ENTIRE INTERNET WITH OVER 9000 COMMENT
BLINK 182 DRUMMER BARKER SURVIVES PLANE CRASH, FAILS IN IMMORTALITY ATTEMPT
WILL SMITH AND WARNER BROTHERS SCARE UP I AM LEGEND SEQUEL
HEATH LEDGER FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN CALIFORNIA
BERNIE MAC, ISAAC HAYES, SAMUEL L. JACKSON NEXT?
ISAAC HAYES DEATH INSPIRES TRUCE CALL BETWEEN SOUTH PARK AND SCIENTOLOGY
SPIKE LEE DISPUTES BERNIE MAC DEATH STORIES
VIETNAM VETS PROTEST TROPIC THUNDER RELEASE
MILEY CYRUS BARES ALL IN NEW SHOWER SCANDAL
WARNER BROTHERS “ECSTATIC” ABOUT MORGAN FREEMAN CRASH
OUTRAGE OVER PATRICK SWAYZE'S CAREER INTENSIFIES
KIRSTIE ALLEY FIRED FOR EATING JENNY CRAIG
EXCLUSIVE: NEW IMAGE FROM JAMES CAMERON’S AVATAR
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TO DIRECT MOVIE ABOUT MYSTERIOUS STAIN IN BATHROOM
UNIVERSAL FIRE ACCIDENTAL, NEW MUMMY MOVIE DELIBERATE
LEDGER A NO-SHOW AT DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE
CHRISTIAN BALE JEALOUS OVER HEATH LEDGER’S “DEATH”
STALLONE SCUTTLES PLAN FOR “STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT" SEQUEL
CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKE BLAMED ON SHARON STONE