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SCIENTISTS HESITANT TO BELIEVE IN SARAH PALIN AUTOBIOGRAPHY
SCIENTISTS FEAR SPACE JUNK DEFENCE NOT ENOUGH TO STOP ASTEROIDS
NEW RESEARCH STILL FINDS NO REASON FOR POPULARITY OF THE BLACK EYED PEAS
SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH IN DISCOVERY OF THE DOUCHEBAG GENE
NASA SEEKING DESTRUCTION OF EARTH IN SEARCH FOR EXTRA TERRESTRIAL LIFE
PALAEONTOLOGISTS FEAR DINOSAURS MAY NEVER HAVE EXISTED
ARCHAEOLOGISTS DECLARE THE 1970’S THE WOOD AGE
NEW HUBBLE IMAGES SHOW A BUNCH OF LITTLE LIGHTS
SCIENTISTS EXPECT MILKY WAY TO SURVIVE ASSAULT FROM OPPOSING GALAXIES
NASA CLAIMS BUDGET CUTBACKS DAMNING EARTH TO FIERY HELL
WWF FINALLY MAKES A PREDICTION ON PANDA EXTINCTION
STUDY FINDS SILVER BULLETS LARGELY INEFFECTIVE AGAINST WEREWOLVES
NEW MOON LANDING FOOTAGE GIVEN THE HOLLYWOOD ONCE OVER
NASA HIDES SPACE SHUTTLE FROM LIGHTNING STORM
SCIENCE ELIMINATES NEED FOR MEN WITH TEST TUBE SPERM
AL GORE MAKES PLANS TO SORT NEIGHBOUR’S GARBAGE
SCIENTISTS CONCERNED UNIVERSE ON THE VERGE OF SELF DESTRUCTION
GAY PRIDE PARADE NUDITY STILL BAFFLING SCIENTISTS
SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE LEAVES SCIENTISTS FEELING RED
NASA CLAIMS MARTIANS TOO SMART TO BE FOUND
SPACE MONKEYS STILL LOOKING FOR COMPENSATION
KANSAS MAN FINDS 20,000 YEAR OLD METEORITE AFTER GIVING UP ON NEW ONES
STEPHEN HAWKING FALLS SEVERELY ILL BEFORE SUPER ROBOT BODY COMPLETED
SCIENTIST SEEKS TO UNCOVER CAUSE OF LINCOLN’S DEATH
IUCN RELEASES LIST OF MOST ENDANGERED ANIMAL COOKBOOK
SPACE SHUTTLE NARROWLY AVOIDS CRASHING IN FLORIDA
GIANT SAND WORMS IN ENGLAND RAISE FEARS OF SPICE WAR
EVOLUTIONISTS LEARNING TO SPEAK MONKEY
SCEPTICS SCEPTICAL DURING SCEPTIC MEETING
CANADIANS DEVELOP ABILITY TO READ MINDS; SENSE OF HEARING STILL ELUSIVE
STUDY FINDS MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICANS DON’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, GRAVITY, MATH
DINOSAURS POSSIBLY KILLED BY VOLCANOES, OR AN ASTEROID, OR DISEASE, OR MASS SUICIDE
SCIENTISTS PROVE THAT THE PAST WAS ACTUALLY IN COLOUR
DEJA VU TIED TO FAMILIARITY TO THE PAST DEJA VU TIED TO FAMILIARITY TO THE PAST
MARS ROVER PICTURES REVEAL ABANDONED HOME DEPOT EXPANSION PLANS
MICHAEL CRICHTON DIES OF CANCER AND IS IMMEDIATELY CLONED
ARCHAEOLOGISTS FIND PROOF OF DAVID AND GOLIATH; MYTHICAL CREATURES CELEBRATE
SCIENTIST DEVELOPS COMPLETELY UNNECCESARY PROGRAM TO UNDERSTAND ALIEN LANGUAGES
RESEARCH INTO MYSTERY OF INTEREST IN MYSTERY OF STONEHENGE BEGINS
CERN CERTAIN LARGE HADRON COLLIDER WILL NOT DESTROY PLANET, NOT SURE ABOUT FRANCE
GEORGIA TECH RESEARCHERS AIM TO PUT TONGUES IN CONTROL OF DEVICES
WATER MAKES THINGS WET, SCIENTIST PROVIDES DEFINITIVE PROOF
IQ TESTS SEEN AS PREJUDICIAL TO STUPID PEOPLE
GROUP SAYS INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION SHOULD FOCUS ON EARTHBOUND, DOMESTIC ISSUES
GLOBAL WARMING WILL NOT BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE
FLYING SHARKS NOT REAL, TOWN BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF