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NEWS > ENTERTAINMENT > ROMAN POLANSKI ARREST A BOON FOR FRENCH PEDOPHILES
ROMAN POLANSKI ARREST A BOON FOR FRENCH PEDOPHILES
September 29 2009
Zurich, Switzerland – There are people that live ordinary lives. There are people that live extraordinary lives. And then there are people who live lives that put fiction to shame. Such is the life of Roman Polanski who escaped a Nazi concentration camp, 
became a renowned filmmaker, had his wife killed in the most famous mass murder ever, became an even greater filmmaker, and then exiled himself in France on the run from American authorities. Polanski has lived a life like few others, a life that has no doubt exceeded anything he could have put on film.
At 76-years old one would have thought that the story of his life would now be slinking towards a denouement but instead a new twist has appeared at the last moment. Much like the shocking end of his most famous film, ‘Chinatown’, the last minute arrest of Polanski has added new life to a story that many thought had concluded and has brought international attention to the director once again. One place that is reacting more aggressively than any other is Polanski’s birth city of Paris, where he has been exiled for the last thirty years. Authorities there expressed great relief that the director will likely not be returning to the city, leaving the daughters of the city free to choose their own lovers.
“Mr. Polanski is one of our most prominent and respected residents and it does damage the culture of the city somewhat to have him leave but it gives the young women of the city a bit of breathing room and perhaps the opportunity to grow up in a normal and healthy way,” said a spokesperson for the Paris police department. “With Polanski we have always turned our heads when it comes to his indiscretions. After all this is the city of lovers and of artists and obviously he is both. That gives him a lot of leeway but many in the city and beyond are a little relieved that their daughters will be safe, or at least more available to a wider range of men.”
Reports of dramatically increased cigarette sales amongst teen boys have been appearing throughout Paris and the surrounding areas.
“Polanski has always had a huge amount of controversy surrounding him whether from his personal life or his films. It seemed an odd thing that he might go out in such a drab way, likely just passing away in Paris apartment but it appears he has pulled a last minute twist and surprised everyone once again,” said Scrape TV Entertainment analyst Tracey Temple. “Who knows at this point where this will lead. He may end up back in the U.S. to stand trial or he might end up going back to France or, knowing Polanski and the way he works, he could have something completely different up his sleeve. Polanski has always been full of surprises and that likely won’t change here.”
There has been no word as to what Polanski might have planned for the climax of his life, or even if this twist is leading to the conclusion or yet another twist.
“If he indeed does end up going to jail it will provide daughters and sons throughout Paris with the opportunity to develop in a normal manner. Because of his status Polanski has really gotten more or less a free pass at virtually every girl in the city once she has reached moderate levels of sexual maturity, except for the tubby ones of course,” continued Temple. “It will also be a boon for hebephiles throughout the city who have been forced to deal with Polanski’s sloppy seconds for decades so they will have all kinds of fresh opportunities.”
Police officials have warned residents of the Los Angeles area to be aware of the possibility that Polanski may soon be in the state, prompting major line-ups of mothers and daughters at the county jail.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent
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