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NEWS > EVERYONE ELSE > SILVIO BERLUSCONI SENTENCED TO FOUR YEARS IN PRISON WHERE THERE ARE NO UNDERAGED GIRLS
SILVIO BERLUSCONI SENTENCED TO FOUR YEARS IN PRISON WHERE THERE ARE NO UNDERAGED GIRLS
October 26 2012
Rome, Italy – In many ways, Silvio Berlusconi was born out of the legacy of the great Roman Emperors of the past. He was enormously wealthy and seized power, complete control of his nation, and with that power essentially did whatever he wanted, all was at his fingertips.
Like those leaders of the great Italian nation of the past, Berlusconi was also undone by his excesses. Embezzlement, fraud, and of course underage prostitutes are conspired to undo the empire he had created for himself and now, finally, the Emperor has been stripped of all his clothes, dressed down for the nation and world, and been sentenced to four years in prison.
While certainly not the worst of his many, many crimes, tax fraud is what finally did Berlusconi in, ending his leadership of the nation and earning him a prison sentence, a particularly harsh one considering his age, 76, and his really passionate desire for girls well under the legal age limit of which there are none in prison, something that will make for a very difficult twilight period for one of the most powerful men in the country.
It’s believed that Berlusconi will appeal the sentence, which is harsher than actually needed, and may not see the inside of a prison cell regardless of the verdict because of his age and other mitigating factors, but still his legacy has likely been tarnished forever.
Berlusconi has at least two appeals before him which could take more than a decade to complete, making him likely dead before their completion.
It’s believed very likely that the former PM will have a lot of sex with women of all ages during that appeal process.
“Clearly this is a major blow for Berlusconi and really an embarrassment for all Italian people. I mean the guy was crook and they knew that before they voted him into power and now they are paying for that action. I guess having money, a lot of money, and influence can overcome good judgment a lot of the time and now the people of Italy look kind of silly,” said Scrape TV International analyst Gustav Hander. “Of course the people of Italy look silly a lot of the time so that’s nothing new really. This is just one more feather in their cap, a pretty big one, but still just one more.”
Berlusconi has also been banned from running for re-election for three years, which in theory means he could run for Prime Minister from prison which is totally Italian.
“I would bet he will fight tooth and nail to stay out of prison and, if he is eventually forced to go, will try to work out some arrangement whereby he is allowed to bring prostitutes into the building, presumably very young ones, way under the legal limit. I mean that’s his passion and the Italian people can’t help but be passionate,” continued Hander. “If he doesn’t get that, well, it will be tough for him. That could even be considered cruel and unusual punishment in many ways, not getting underage tail, and hopefully it doesn’t come to a fight over that. That would be a real tragedy, denying an old man his sixteen-year-old hookers, truly a demise like the Emperors of old.”
Upon hearing the verdict, Berlusconi hit on every woman in the court room, all of whom were of age.
Emil Uliya, International Correspondent
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