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HOLLYWOOD STARS RALLY AROUND HURRICANE ISAAC IN HOPES OF DESTROYING REPUBLICANS ONCE AND FOR ALL
August 28 2012
Hollywood, CA – Hollywood is and likely always will be a pretty liberal town. While there are a few Republicans in the city, at least a few people who are willing to admit they are Republican, the vast majority of people who work in the movies and entertainment in general are liberal.
There are perhaps many reasons for such affiliations, some superficial and some deep, but in the end the reality is just that. Hollywood is a liberal town and they will always, collectively, support Democrats over Republicans in elections and sometimes even work to get them elected.
In today’s world, in the harsh and schismatic political atmosphere that exists in the United States in 2012, that support has suddenly started to take on a different face, a much more aggressive stance against Republicans. It is has become so aggressive in fact that many liberal Hollywood actors have decided to not only support Democrats this years but are actively hoping for the deaths of every single Republican in the country, or at least those attending the Republican Convention in Tampa, throwing complete and total support behind Hurricane Isaac.
“Unfair s---. GOP spared by Isaac! NOLA prolly f----- again!” big star Samuel L. Jackson tweeted.
“C’mon #Isaac! Wash every pro-life, anti-education, anti-woman, xenophobic, gay-bashing, racist SOB right into the ocean! #RNC,” tweeted former big star Ellen Barkin.
It’s not clear if every other celebrity in the city also feels the same way as Jackson and Barkin but it would be a safe assumption.
It’s not believed that even with the enormous power Hollywood holds over the country that any stars would actually be able to affect the path of Isaac as it bears down on the Louisiana coast.
“This is something, something that I think back in Katrina days we would not have seen despite everyone seeming to hate George Bush. I mean for one, Twitter wasn’t around but more importantly the political climate just wasn’t the same back then. True, there were still a lot of Liberals in Hollywood but they weren’t as divisive as they are now and certainly not as violent,” said Scrape TV Political analyst Gabriel Kinsey. “Even Kanye didn’t wish George Bush to die, at least not publicly, and all that guy says are stupid things. If anyone was going to say something like that this time around it would have to have been Kanye but apparently not.”
Kanye West, it’s believed, will not say anything about Barack Obama hating black people.
“I don’t know how much passion these particular stars really have over killing the majority of the Republican Party. I mean to sit around on their computers or phones and wish for a natural disaster to hit the convention, that’s pretty darn lazy but I guess really speaks to the nature of Hollywood. They sit there and say things but action is often extremely limited,” continued Kinsey. “I mean if they really care they should go down to Tampa and kill all those Republicans themselves. At least they would be doing something and not just pretending to be tough guys behind the computer. Stupid Hollywood.”
Isaac is expected to kill a lot of poor, black people who would likely have voted Democrat had they only had the chance to survive.
Edward Bastil, Political Correspondent