OBAMA WINS FINAL DEBATE ACCORDING TO STUPID FACE EVERYONE’S
October 23 2012
Washington, D.C. – It was clear from the start of last night’s final debate that both participants had a plan going in. Obama clearly wanted to continue with his success from the last debate by attacking his opponent, trying to paint him in a particular light. Romney tried to play it a little cooler, trying to step away from the slightly petulant and argumentative nature of his last performance.
For the most part, that plan worked for both men. Obama came off as a tough Commander-in-Chief and Romney came off, well, at least stoic under fire which considering the small points he can really make is about the best he could have hoped for.
Because of that the winner of last night’s debate was clearly President Obama, something that should have been obvious before it even started. With four years of foreign policy, the subject of the debate, Obama should have won. Romney’s absent foreign policy record of course made many arguments tough and all he could really have hoped for was a tie. To most observers, however, Obama dominated and clearly won the debate, though of course they are all big dumb stupid head’s who hate America.
“I know you haven’t been in a position to actually execute foreign policy, but every time you’ve offered an opinion, you’ve been wrong,” said President Obama in one of his many zingers last night.
Romney responded but refused to get into a fight over that comment or any other which is not bad considering who he is normally.
Romney also agreed with Obama on almost all his points which certainly helped the President score a victory.
“This topic is not one that is of the highest priority to the American people and so the substance of what is being said is almost irrelevant, it’s about how the two candidates come off and I think it’s pretty clear that Obama came off better, as a leader who wants to lead his country and that is precisely what he wanted to do in this debate. Romney was a little softer, perhaps more stoic, and it’s up in the air as to whether or not people will appreciate that,” said Scrape TV Political analyst Gabriel Kinsey. “It could not matter at all. It’s possible the debate won’t move the needle at all because people are just sick of the whole thing or because they both kind of seem like the same person, even more so since they agreed on almost everything last night.”
Both men also continued to come back to the economy which isn’t foreign policy at all.
“Clearly this was a good debate for both men. Obama came off tough and Romney didn’t come off as a whiny little girl and that is a win for both of them because they sorely needed that kind of thing. They needed to show the opposite of what people expected from them and they did and so for that reason they both kind of won,” continued Kinsey. “In a more practical and simplistic way though Obama won, clearly won, and showed that he was in fact the President and not just a candidate and that could be the deciding factor in the whole campaign and something that Romney simply cannot battle because he isn’t the President.”
It’s believed that everyone who believes Romney won is a rich racist.
Edward Bastil, Political Correspondent