U.S.A.
Everyone Else
Health
Science
Business
Technology
Sports
Video Games
Entertainment
Future
NEWS >POLITICS > COUGAR SARAH PALIN BACK ON THE MARKET WITH IMPENDING DIVORCE
COUGAR SARAH PALIN BACK ON THE MARKET WITH IMPENDING DIVORCE
August 1 2009
Juneau, AK – The meteoric rise of Sarah Palin to national and international stardom has been a prototypical example of the American Dream. A small town girl, an outsider totally unprepared for the larger world, thrust onto the biggest stage in the biggest 
show in the world. Of course Palin’s ascendancy was rough and troubled but through it all she maintained her down home spirit and even as the knives were flying at her she managed to remain unchanged by the ever changing world around her.
Her surprise selection as Vice-Presidential candidate was a shock to many who had favoured a more experienced and sensible choice from veteran politician John McCain. Her selection became one of the biggest stories of the 2008 election campaign which of course put her on the losing side of the ballot but also set in motion an entirely new career. Now a former Governor, soon-to-be author, and renowned political sexpot Sarah Palin is reportedly divorcing her husband of 21 years and putting herself back on the market, hoping to scoop more attention from the press and public who have so adorned her in the last year.
“It really has been an eventful year for the Palin clan and Sarah in particular. I don’t think that a year ago she would have seen her life going in the direction but here we stand with all the drama and humour that accompanied her now in the past she’s off to start a whole new life. Quite a ride for a small town aw shucks girl,” said Scrape TV Political analyst Gabriel Kinsey. “Who knows where things might have ended up had she not taken the VP nomination. She might still be in happy marriage marginally running the state of Alaska but who knows and what could have beens are a fools game. This is where we are and this is where she is.”
Palin has reportedly purchased land in Montana where she is planning to move with her children. Husband Todd told Fox News last week that he will be heading back to his job in the Alaskan oil fields despite his wife’s growing wealth.
“A divorce would certainly nullify any chance of her being elected President, though her quitting as Governor likely did that already. What it does do is put her back on the
market which I’m sure has a lot of people salivating with the new potential that brings. True most guys wouldn’t have a chance with her even if she 
weren’t rich and famous
but sometimes the fantasy is enough and a wedding ring often disturbs that aspect,” continued Kinsey. “Aside from new romantic prospects it brings it gives her an opportunity to really be listened to. Now she isn’t the former governor wife and hockey mom. Now she’s the fresh cougar with a wild streak and that will significantly increase the number of
people who will be willing to put up with what she has to say. Men are often used to garbled nonsense but when the woman is hot they usually could care less.”
It’s believed that Palin’s possible move to Montana is an attempt to give herself more opportunities in a state that people might actually visit. Palin was born in Idaho but moved to Alaska, one of America’s least loved states, as an infant. The Montana move is seen as an attempt to actually connect with real Americans rather than just talk about connecting to them.
“Montana is as down home as you can get. It’s located very centrally in the country 
and fairly close to big cities such as Chicago, New York, Dallas, and Boston. That gives her a whole new range of possibilities not only in the media circuit but also in the romantic realm. I’m sure it won’t be long before she’s off the market,” continued Kinsey. “Though if she’s smart she’ll keep the single thing going for a little while. She’s 45 now but still looking good. That’s likely to drop away once she hits her early fifties and will make it tough to appeal to younger men. She should take these few good years and make the most of them but know when it’s time to hang up the claws and settle down again. That will give her the best opportunities.”
No talk of yet as to who Palin might be interested in but rumours suggest that she has had a few extended phone calls with Britney Spears-ex Kevin Federline. There is apparently no truth to the rumour that she has been spotted leaving the home of Levi Johnston.
Edward Bastil, Political Correspondent
NEWS >POLITICS > COUGAR SARAH PALIN BACK ON THE MARKET WITH IMPENDING DIVORCE
|
Scrape Store
