BILL NYE SPEAKS UP FOR ALL THE GODLESS HEATHENS WHO SUPPORT EVOLUTION LIES
August 27 2012
Los Angeles, CA – For millions of people across the United States Bill Nye will always be the science guy. Nye, who first rose to popular acclaim in the eponymous science show for kids, will never be anything but that persona for most people but, in fact, is an educated semi-scientist in real life.
Still, Nye will likely never shake the persona of his popular character, never be able to shake the accessible and friendly persona that he created for an entire generation of kids and parents despite coming out and saying that basically he doesn’t believe in God and the science is better than religion.
Nye made the statements in a video posted by Big Think on YouTube, making it clear that he is a firm advocate of scientific study, which one would expect, which precludes the existence of God and necessitates that we are the product of evolutionary process, descended from monkeys, and not part of a grand plan by a master creator in any way shape or form.
“People still move to the United States. And that’s largely because of the intellectual capital we have, the general understanding of science,” said Nye in the clip. “When you have a portion of the population that doesn’t believe in that, it holds everybody back, really. Evolution is the fundamental idea in all of life science, in all of biology. It’s just really a hard thing, it’s really a hard thing. You know, in another couple of centuries that world view, I’m sure, will be, it just won’t exist. There’s no evidence for it.”
It’s not clear where Nye developed his vitriolic hatred for religion and religious people but it is unlikely it formed during his time on PBS.
Nye, it is believed, will be going to Hell if such a place exists for spreading these lies to millions of people on the internet.
“Nye is basically right in just about everything he says in the clip but of course that also means that he has to offend every single religious person on the planet and is of course only doing that in order to make himself seem like a smart guy, make himself right and that is incredibly arrogant,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “Science should be a humble pursuit. Religion is the place for bombast and arrogance, not science and it is really shame that Nye has become the thing that he seems to hate the most, a religious nut with Charles Darwin as his saviour.”
It’s not clear if Nye believes Darwin will return like Christ to de-evolve all the non believers into monkeys or lizards.
“It is really a shame that such a valuable message has now been lost to so many people because of this man’s supreme arrogance in assuming that all the religious people of the world, which is most people to be clear, are wrongheaded and on a path towards extinction. Such a shame and tragedy really and from someone who should really know better,” continued Poe. “Now none of these people will be converted, will finally start to understand the truth of the world because they will have to rail against any suggestion that goes against their thinking including anything Bill Nye has to say. Thanks Science Guy, thanks.”
Bill Nye, was already going to hell for his many murders, rapes, thefts, and molestation over the years.
Anna Phillips, Science Correspondent