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Fat guy in chair

BUILDING LARGER CHAIRS BECOMES GROWTH INDUSTRY

Walmart headquarters

SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS COMPLAIN; WAL-MART NOT DOING ENOUGH TO RUIN OUR LIVELIHOOD

Homeless guy with ninja sign

MORTAGAGE RATES DIP FOR THE HOMELESS

Facebook mark zuckerberg

MAN ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE IS ALLEGED FACEBOOK STALKER

house on money

INVESTING IN THE PAST MAKES NO MONEY

kfc bucket of chicken

KFC OFFICIALS CALL FOR BAN ON CHICKEN FRIED STEAK

chicken fried steak

KFC SUED BY CHICKEN FRIED STEAK CONSORTIUM

jeff bezos dancing

AMAZON SET TO RELEASE “BABELER”

microsoft megahard building

MICROSOFT MULLS NAME CHANGE TO MEGAHARD

glow logo

GLOW IN THE DARK TECHNOLOGY FALLS ON DARK TIMES

us penny

PENNYSAVER LAUNCHES ATTACK ON ANTI PENNY ADVOCATES

yum brands logo

KFC FILES FOR COPYRIGHT ON WORD "CHICKEN"

mcdonald's logo

MCDONALDS SUED OVER FAT CONTENT IN AIR

will it blend tom dickson

WILL IT BLEND? HOST BREATHES SMOKE, BLENDS HAND

staples logo with staples

STAPLES DOWNSIZING STAPLE DEPARTMENT

starbucks logo

DYSLEXIC WOMAN SUES STARBUCKS OVER WARNING ON COFFEE CUP

drudge report front page

DRUDGE GETS NEW HAT, WEBSITE STILL LOOKS THE SAME

yahoo and microsoft in central park

YAHOO & MICROSOFT SPOTTED TOGETHER IN CENTRAL PARK

gm logo

EX-GM EMPLOYEES START FUND FOR DISGRACED EX-EXECUTIVE

best buy logo

BEST BUY SALES DIP DUE TO LACK OF “SHINY-NESS”

howard stern show

HOWARD STERN TO BE PAID IN MONOPOLY MONEY AFTER SIRIUS XM MERGER