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95 BOA CONSTRICTORS MEANS HUGE LUGGAGE FEE FOR MALAYSIAN MAN

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LADY GAGA TAKES HEAT FOR NEW PICTURE SPREAD THAT DOESN’T COVER HER FACE

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MCDONALD’S CATERING TO HIGHER END CLIENTELE WITH DOLLAR MENU PRICE INCREASE

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FOX NEWS COURTING JON STEWART IN EFFORT TO NAB YOUTH DEMOGRAPHIC

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RECESSION BRINGS GLUT OF PROSTITUTION TO NEVADA

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JEFF ZUCKER SCREWS UP DINNER FOR WIFE AND KIDS

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HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS DEVELOPING YOUTUBE TV SHOW

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TICKETMASTER TO INTRODUCE CAPTCHA CHARGE

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FOCUS ON CLEAN CHOCOLATE TECHNOLOGY FORCES HERSHEY TO CLOSE DOORS

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YAHOO WORKING ON SELF-BLENDING BLENDER

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TACO BELL MAKING PLANS TO WIN THE IMPENDING FAST FOOD WAR

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NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THAT MICHELLE OBAMA CONTROLS THE FASHION INDUSTRY

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U.S. PRISON SYSTEM TO REVOLUTIONIZE USE OF RAPID INCARCERATION UNITS

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UPS CONFIRMS THAT BOMBS WOULD HAVE REACHED THEIR TARGETS ON TIME

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MSNBC TO REPLACE SUSPENDED KEITH OLBERMANN WITH PHOTOS OF EMPLOYEE’S FAMILIES

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CIRCLE K REVOKES FRANCHISE AFTER CLERK DECLARES JIHAD

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IBM PLEDGES $50 MILLION TO PURCHASE 100 CITIES IN PRELUDE TO GLOBAL DOMINATION

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VIRGIN BIRTH HAS BELIEVERS FLOCKING TO LIZARD MESSIAH

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BIGGEST LOSER STRIKE LOSING A LITTLE BIT OF FOCUS

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GREEK CHURCH PROACTIVELY WORKING TO KEEP THE ANTICHRIST OUT OF THE COUNTRY

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LAYOFFS EXPECTED AS AL QAEDA DISCOVERS CHEAPER METHODS FOR BOMB DELIVERIES