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UNDERGARMENT EXPLOSIVES INDUSTRY TAKES BLOW IN YEMEN STRIKE

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WITH TROUBLE BREWING, OPRAH NOW GETS WHY EVERYONE DOESN’T START TV NETWORKS

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THE POPE TAKES ON THE MAFIA, PASTA SPAGHETTI LINGUINI, IN SICILY

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AL-QAEDA CONSIDERING LEGAL ACTION FOR THE KILLING OF AL-AWLAKI

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WARREN BUFFETT’S EARNINGS PLUMMET TO $62 MILLION LAST YEAR

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UNITED NATIONS LOOKING INTO TORTURE ACCUSATIONS AT GUCCI STORE

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BILL MAHER FALLS IN LINE WITH THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT

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MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS TAKING AMERICA HIGH SCHOOL BY HIGH SCHOOL

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POPE CALLED A NAZI BY COMMIE SUSAN SARANDON

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TEEN DRUG CARTELS GROWING IN POWER ACROSS MEXICO

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FORMER MEXICAN PRESIDENT ADVOCATES DRUG LEGALIZATION IN U.S.

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SCIENTOLOGY INVESTIGATED SOUTH PARK CREATORS FOR POSSIBLE INDOCTRINATION

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CELEBRITIES AND SOCCER MOMS EXPECTED TO JUMP ON FLYING HUMVEES IN NEW YEAR

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DEATH AVOIDANCE INCREASES AS FUNERAL COSTS SKYROCKET

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BILL GATES SAYS THAT BEING A BILLIONAIRE ISN’T ALL IT’S CRACKED UP TO BE

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CHURCH CHILD ABUSE INVESTIGATOR INSISTS PICTURES WERE FOR RESEARCH

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DISNEY MAKING PLAY TO TAKE OVER FLORIDA WITH NEW POLITICAL DONATION RULES

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UNIVERSAL STUDIOS BOSS DOESN’T EVEN LIKE HIS OWN MOVIES

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THE U.S. TO ALLOW SHIPMENTS OF BOLIVIAN COCAINE AFTER THREE YEAR BREAK

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CHEVY CONFIRMS VOLTS WILL TAKE ABOUT THREE WEEKS TO EXPLODE AFTER CRASH

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QUEEN TO START LEASING PALACES TO DRUM UP A LITTLE EXTRA CASH