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SCIENTOLOGY SUCCESFULLY TRACKING DOWN DEFECTORS

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KELLOGG’S ADMITS RICE KRISPIES WILL NOT MAKE A PERSON IMMORTAL

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TENANTS OUTRAGED AFTER PROPERTY MANAGEMENT COMPANY FORBIDES DEFECATING IN ELEVATORS

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MGM OWNERS MULLING SALE ON EBAY DEADLOCKED ON SHIPPING COSTS

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COCA-COLA AND PEPSI IN BATTLE OVER BOTTLED LUNAR WATER

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AFLAC TO LIMIT COVERAGE TO PEOPLE WITH NO CHANCE OF DYING

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AMERICAN AIRLINES OFFERING LOW LEVEL PASSES OF WTC RECONSTRUCTION

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COSMETIC COMPANIES AT A LOSS AFTER PERUVIAN MURDER GANG ARRESTED

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PRESIDENT “FIRMLY IN TUNE” WITH NATIONAL EGGO CRISIS

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WAL-MART NARROWLY AVOIDS MORE BLACK FRIDAY DEATHS

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CNN CONSIDERS TRANSITIONING TO CABLE ACCESS

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NEW MAGAZINE ‘PLAYBOY’ PUTS PORNOGRAPHY IN PRINT FORM

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DEDICATION TO GOD DOESN’T SAVE ORAL ROBERTS FROM THE GRAVE

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PLANS FOR CHERNOBYL HOUSING DEVELOPMENT MAY HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE LONGER

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EMPLOYEES DON’T EVEN NOTICE AS YAHOO SHUTS DOWN FOR A WEEK

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U.S. POSTAL SERVICE TO TEST EMAIL DELIVERY SERVICE

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IVANA TRUMP WILL NOT GET ANY MONEY FROM OUTBURST ON PLANE

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MEME INDUSTRY READY TO UNLEASH SURPRISES FOR 2010

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CHINA CLOSE TO FINALLY KILLING REMAINING WILD TIGERS

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BURGER KING INTRODUCES ALCOHOL IN EFFORT TO MAKE FOOD EDIBLE

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CATCHER IN THE RYE SEQUEL IN QUESTION FOLLOWING DEATH OF J.D. SALINGER