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DEMOCRATS FEEL THE ELECTION IS IN THE BAG AND REPUBLICANS FEEL THE SAME WAY AND BOTH CAN’T BE RIGHT
PROBABLE FINAL POLLING NUMBERS SHOW THAT NO ONE KNOWS WHO WILL BE PRESIDENT
SECRET SERVICE MAY BE IGNORING THREATS TO MITT ROMNEY BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT HIM TO WIN EITHER
NEWT GINGRICH PREDICTS OBAMA VICTORY BUT LESS CONFIDENT ABOUT HIS CHANCES IN 2016 AND 2020
NEW YORK MAY EXTEND ELECTION BECAUSE OF HURRICANE SANDY AND BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY’RE IMPORTANT
FINAL JOBS REPORT BEFORE ELECTION SHOW THINGS ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS LAST MONTH
OBAMA CRITICIZED FOR CAMPAIGNING DURING HURRICANE RECOVERY BY PEOPLE WHO WANT HIM TO LOSE
ELECTION CAMPAIGNS RESUME FOLLOWING HURRICANE SANDY AND HURRICANE CHRISTIE INTERRUPTIONS
ROMNEY FINALLY PULLS VERY SLIGHTLY AHEAD OF OBAMA IN NATIONAL POLL THAT REALLY MEANS NOTHING
HURRICANE SANDY BECOMING REAL INCONVENIENCE FOR OBAMA AND ROMNEY, ESPECIALLY IF IT KILLS VOTERS
ROMNEY ERASES GAP WITH WOMEN VOTERS BECAUSE HE’S JUST SO DARN HANDSOME
NEW EMAILS SHOW OBAMA KIND OF MAYBE PROBABLY DID OR DIDN’T KNOW TERRORISTS ATTACKED U.S. EMBASSY
DOCUMENTS SHOW ROMNEY AND BAIN AT LEAST HIDE MONEY REALLY WELL
NN ROMNEY FINALLY COMES OUT IN SUPPORT OF HER HUSBAND AT REPUBLICAN CONVENTION
HOLLYWOOD STARS RALLY AROUND HURRICANE ISAAC IN HOPES OF DESTROYING REPUBLICANS ONCE AND FOR ALLMIA LOVE IMPRESSES REPUBLICAN CONVENTION BY NOT BEING WHITE
PAUL RYAN USES CONVENTION SPEECH TO BRUSH UP ON HIS LYING SKILLS
REPUBLICAN CONVENTION WILL GO ON DESPITE DEMOCRATIC TROPICAL STORM
DEMOCRATS MOVE OBAMA’S SPEECH INDOORS BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID OF A LITTLE LIGHTNING
DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION READY TO BE EVEN LESS BORING AND WEIRD THAN THE REPUBLICAN ONE
CLINTON CAN’T EVEN GET THE CHINESE TO TALK TO HER IN CONTINUED EFFORT TO AVOID DNC
CLINT EASTWOOD DEFENDS CONVENTION SPEECH TO EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE HE CAN FIND
ROMNEY CLEARLY NOT COURTING POOR OR PALESTINIAN VOTE FOLLOWING LATEST VIDEO OUTBURST
MITT ROMNEY’S SON KIND OF SUPPORTS ABORTION WHEN IT WORKS FOR HIM
MITT ROMNEY VOWS TO CRACK DOWN ON SUICIDES IF HE IS ELECTED PRESIDENT
ROMNEY TAX RETURN RELEASE SHOWS HE IS VERY, VERY RICH
ROMNEY TOUTS HIS HEALTHCARE PLAN AS EXAMPLE OF EMPATHY HE NOW NO LONGER NEEDS TO DISPLAY
PAUL RYAN SAYS DEBATES WILL DECIDE ELECTION IN HIS, THEIR, FAVOUR WITH REALLY NO EFFORT
MITT ROMNEY FORCED TO PAY PEOPLE TWICE AS MUCH TO WORK FOR HIM
FIRST DEBATE BETWEEN OBAMA AND ROMNEY LIKELY TO DECIDE NOT A SINGLE SOLITARY THING
GOP FIRES ELECTION VENDOR AFTER THEY ARE CAUGHT SUBMITTING QUESTIONABLE REGISTRATIONS
DNC BELIEVES PRESIDENT OBAMA DOESN’T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MITT ROMNEY IN DEBATES
ROMNEY WINS FIRST DEBATE OR NOT OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES
ROMNEY SAYS 47 PERCENT COMMENT WAS WRONG AFTER HE GOT HEAT FOR SAYING IT
DEMOCRATS FEAR OBAMA MAY NOT EVEN WANT TO BE PRESIDENT ANYMORE
EVERYONE FORGETS ABOUT THE DEBATE AS JOBLESS RATE FALLS TO THREE YEAR LOW
BIDEN AND RYAN DEBATE TO A TIE BUT NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT RYAN
ROMNEY STRIKES WHILE THE IRON IS LUKEWARM AND RIPS OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY
VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE ALREADY SHAPING UP TO BE AMUSING AND BORING AT THE SAME TIME
OBAMA APPARENTLY PLANS TO BE MORE AGGRESSIVE, OR AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT, IN DEBATE
CANDY CROWLEY GETTING WAY MORE ATTENTION FOR DEBATE MODERATION THAN A GIRL LIKE THAT EVER GETS
OBAMA CLEARLY WINS SECOND DEBATE BUT LIKE WHATEVER MAN
KOCH BROTHERS THREATEN TO FIRE ALL THEIR EMPLOYEES IF THEY VOTE FOR OBAMA
PRESIDENT OBAMA READY TO RUMBLE, MORE OR LESS, BUT IN A TOTALLY POLITE WAY DURING DEBATE
ROMNEY FINALLY GETS PEOPLE TO KIND OF POSSIBLY MAYBE LIKE HIM
MITT ROMNEY LIKELY GOING TO TURN FOREIGN POLICY BACK AROUND TO THE ECONOMY IN FINAL DEBATE
TAGG ROMNEY THREATENS TO PUNCH OUT THE PRESIDENT WHICH IS THE KIND OF THING THAT PUTS YOU IN JAIL
OBAMA WINS FINAL DEBATE ACCORDING TO STUPID FACE EVERYONE’S
LATEST POLLS SHOW NOBODY KNOWS WHO IS VOTING FOR WHO DESPITE ELECTION BEING TWO WEEKS AWAY
DOCTORS DEBATE ACTUAL MEDICAL VALIDITY OF ROMNESIA IN PRESIDENTIAL RACE
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