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JAPANESE PEOPLE ON THE VERGE OF EXTINCTION 1000 YEARS FROM NOW

Tokyo, Japan – One of the driving principles that we all live by, that all life lives by, is continuing to live life. Our drive to survive is inherent, built into our DNA. It’s what makes us get up in the morning, what makes work our crummy jobs, what makes us us and makes all life live.

HIV PILL MAY PREVENT PEOPLE FROM CONTRACTING AIDS IF THEY WOULD JUST TAKE THE STUPID THING

Washington, D.C. – Though it terms of plagues, AIDS and HIV have only been around a short time, they have had a devastating effect on the lives of people. In many ways, the disease has likely altered the course of human history, perhaps not as profoundly as ailments such as the Spanish Flu or the Black Plague, but certainly the world is different than it would have been had that disease never come around.

STUDY SHOWS EXERCISE CAN INCREASE LIFE EXPECTANCY, MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN OF LAZY PEOPLE

Copenhagen, Denmark – A little exercise, it appears, does a body good. After decades of debate and conflict a new study appears to finally have answered the real questions about what type of impact, is any, exercise has on the body and it appears that it’s quite a lot.

BULLYING STILL PROVING TO BE THE MOST EFFECTIVE TOOL IN PROMOTING SUICIDE AMONGST LOSERS

Mantorville, MN – Rachel Ehmke seemed a normal girl on the outside. Bright, pretty, and outgoing she seemed to have a great future ahead of her. That all ended on April 27th when Ehmke killed herself. Initially investigators were not clear why the 13-year old would be driven to suicide – she left no note – but a study of her phone messages revealed the cause.

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