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AL GORE FINALLY RECONIZED FOR INVENTING THE INTERNET WITH HALL OF FAME INDUCTION

Geneva, Switzerland – There are many inventions throughout history which could be called the greatest ever. The horse collar, the printing press, or the internal combustion engine can all be considered amongst the greatest and most influential of inventions we have made. One invention, one still one the rise, may trump all of them. The Internet.

MARK ZUCKERBERG STILL A LITTLE AFRAID OF GIRLS EVEN WITH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

Menlo Park, CA – Most people by now know the basic story of how Facebook got started in a college dorm room after founder Mark Zuckerberg was dumped by his girlfriend. That nascent version of the site, which was really just a way to be nasty to girls, would very quickly spawn what has become a multi-billion dollar company that has changed the tech world and, some would argue, could end up changing the real world forever.

FACEBOOK LOOKING TO LEAVE THE U.S. AHEAD OF IPO

Menlo Park, CA – When Facebook finally launches its IPO it will undoubtedly become one of the biggest companies in the world. The little website that could, starting in a dorm room, has had a remarkable story documented in new stories and even a hit movie and now, finally, the people involved will take their rightful place as real power players.

 


PEOPLE LINING UP FOR IPAD 3 DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING ANYMORE

New York, NY – It’s pretty much standard now that Apple-ites will create a flurry anytime the company releases a new product, groundbreaking or not. Apple has become the company, the most valuable on the planet, largely off the backs of their incredibly loyal and dedicated fan base who will do just about anything to acquire the newest gadget from the company.


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