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tursiops australis

NEW SPECIES OF DOLPHIN DISCOVERED AND NEARLY DRIVEN TO EXTINCTION

white marks on mars

GIANT WHITE FINGERS ON MARS MAY BE REMNANTS OF GIANT SPACE BEAST

alzheimers patient

GPS SHOES WOULD TRACK ALZHEIMER’S PATIENTS, SHOE THIEVES

cute chimp

SMART CHIMP NOW ABLE TO SPEAK AND LEAD ARMIES LIKE HUMANS

earth exploding

RACE ON TO SAVE PLANETS BEING PULVERIZED BY BLACK HOLE

taikonaut

CHINA MAKES FRESH MOVES TO TAKE OVER SPACE

cosmonauts

RUSSIA SENDS RESUPPLY SHIP TO COLONY ON MARS

stretchy skin

SKIN CANCER TREATMENT MAY LEAD TO SUPER SKIN

ice block

MONGOLIAN SCIENTISTS TO COOL COUNTRY WITH GIANT BLOCKS OF ICE

NEW HYPERSONIC MISSILE WILL STRIKE ANYONE, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME

alien skull

RESEARCHERS FIND REAL-LIFE CRYSTAL SKULL, LIKELY PROOF OF ALIEN LIFE

2012 movie

MEXICO MORE OR LESS CONFIRMS END OF THE WORLD IN 2012

curiosity probe

NASA ROVER SENT TO MARS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT CRASHING RUSSIAN ONE

independence day

PLANNING FOR INTERPLANETARY WAR AGAINST EARTH LIKELY ALREADY UNDERWAY

zombies

CLEVELAND VOTED PLACE MOST LIKELY TO BE IMPROVED BY ZOMBIE INVASION

war of the world original

ALIEN INVASION, EXTINCTION OF MANKIND, TO BEGIN NEXT YEAR

ice

HUGE WATER DEPOSIT ON MARS COULD BE USED BY HUMAN INVASION FORCE

woolly mammoth

WOOLLY MAMMOTH WILL BE BACK ON DINNER PLATES WITHIN FIVE YEARS

croc

ATOMIC CROCODILES THRIVING OUTSIDE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

space ball

METAL SPACE BALLS START POUNDING RURAL NAMIBIA

underground room

MARS PRETTY MUCH READY FOR HUMAN HABITATION RIGHT NOW