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douchebag

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH IN DISCOVERY OF THE DOUCHEBAG GENE

black eyed peas

NEW RESEARCH STILL FINDS NO REASON FOR POPULARITY OF THE BLACK EYED PEAS

space debris

SCIENTISTS FEAR SPACE JUNK DEFENCE NOT ENOUGH TO STOP ASTEROIDS

human evolution great apes

SCIENTISTS HESITANT TO BELIEVE IN SARAH PALIN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

kirk cameron way of the master

KIRK CAMERON NEARLY CONVINCES ONE GUY THAT EVOLUTION IS A MYTH

spock

BULGARIA CLAIMS OF ALIEN CONTACT SURPRISES NOBODY

night of the living dead kyra schon

STUDY SHOWS ZOMBIES HAVE NO IMMUNITY TO BRAIN-BORNE DISEASES

saturn

NASA MULLING SATURN-LIKE RINGS FOR EARTH

sarcosuchus

PREHISTORIC SUPERCROCS FOUND ROAMING AROUND AFRICA

death star battle

DEATH STAR RESPONSIBLE FOR MASS EXTINCTION ON EARTH

four horsemen of the apocalypse

SUPERNOVA ON ITS WAY TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE ON EARTH

fifth element

FLYING CARS UNLIKELY BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR

cocaine seizure

NASA FINDS EVIDENCE OF COCAINE IN SPACE

dr strangelove kong

DOOMSDAY CLOCK MOVES BACK, AVERTING ANNIHILATION, FOR NOW

battlestar galactica cylon centurion

KILLER ROBOTS A STEP CLOSER TO DESTROYING HUMANITY

dolphin

DOLPHINS TARGETED AS GREATEST THREAT TO HUMAN LIFE

sun and earth

NASA PREPARES MISSION TO WIPE OUT SOLAR MENACE

asteroids game

CHINA, RUSSIA OPPOSING PLANS FOR ASTEROID DEFENCE AGENCY

bouncy castle

NASA TO LAUNCH BOUNCY CASTLES, SLIP ‘N SLIDE INTO NEAR ORBIT

tasmanian devil

RARE TASMANIAN DEVIL COLONY BELIEVED TO BE IMMORTAL

puppies

RESEARCH FINDS DOGS ORIGINATED IN MIDDLE EAST, U.S. BAN BEING WEIGHED