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tim tebow

NFL INVESTIGATING TIM TEBOW FOR GOD ENHANCED PERFORMANCE

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NBA SEASON TO START CHRISTMAS DAY OR SOMETHING

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JERRY SANDUSKY GETS CHANCE TO VISIT WITH HIS SPECIAL FRIENDS AGAIN NEXT WEEK

ryan braun

RYAN BRAUN PROVES STEROIDS PROVIDE THE BEST CHANCE AT WINNING MVP

tim tebow

BILL BELICHICK MAY MAKE PATRIOTS BOW BEFORE TEBOW THIS WEEKEND

mike mcqueary

MIKE MCQUEARY SAYS HE DIDN’T ENJOY WATCHING JERRY SANDUSKY RAPE THAT BOY

kobe bryant

KOBE BRYANT DIDN’T RAPE ANOTHER WOMAN BUT WIFE STILL FILES FOR DIVORCE

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SATAN POWERS TOM BRADY TO VICTORY OVER TIM TEBOW

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FORMER BOARD MEMBERS WANT EVERY SINGLE LITTLE DETAIL OF JERRY SANDUSKY ABUSE ALLEGATIONS

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GOD ABANDONS TIM TEBOW IN BUFFALO, WHICH MAKES SENSE

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STEELERS ADMIT THAT THE ONLY WAY TEBOW COULD HAVE BEATEN THEM WAS WITH A MIRACLE

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THE ONLY CANDIDATE TIM TEBOW WILL SUPPORT IS GOD

satan laughing

SATAN LAUGHING SENDS TEBOW AND THE BRONCOS PACKING WITH HELLISH DEFEAT

tom brady patriots qb

TOM BRADY SAYS HE IS THE BEST DECISION THE PATRIOTS HAVE EVER MADE, AND HE’S PROBABLY RIGHT

joe paterno dead

JOE PATERNO DIES TO ESCAPE ANY MORE SEX ABUSE QUESTIONS

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LONDON MAY STEAL RIO CHRIST STATUE AS PART OF ELABORATE OLYMPIC GAMES PRANK

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NHL FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO DETERMINE IF PLAYERS ARE BRAIN DAMAGED OR JUST HOCKEY PLAYERS

tom brady superbowl loss

TOM BRADY BEATS ELI MANNING TO THE SHOWERS FOLLOWING SUPER BOWL LOSS