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NORTHWEST AIRLINES BOMBER WAS PROMISED MILLIONS IN EXCHANGE FOR A SMALL DOWNPAYMENT

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AIRLINE EXPERTS ADMIT METAL DETECTORS ARE LARGELY USELESS

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RECESSION KILLS NEW YORK MURDER RATE

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NICKELBACK TOPS 9/11, SWINE FLU, IRAQ WAR AS WORST OF THE DECADE

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U.S. CONSIDERS UNDERWEAR BAN AFTER BOMBING ATTEMPT

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LOSER COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER CYBER-BULLYING INCIDENT

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NEO-NAZI MAKE PLANS TO EXPAND ADOPTED SECTION OF COLORADO HIGHWAY

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DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL REPEAL MAY RESULT IN BETTER UNIFORMS

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SHARK ATTACK VICTIM LIKELY DIED FROM MASIVE BLOOD LOSS, MISSING LIMBS

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TREASURY DEPARTMENT CONSIDERS USING MONOPOLY MONEY

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CLIMBER UNEXPECTEDLY DIES AFTER FALLING INTO VOLCANO

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KILLER WHALE REBELLION BEGINS AT SEAWORLD

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TASTY WAVES EXPECTED IN HAWAII AFTER MASSIVE QUAKE IN CHILE

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COURT OF APPEALS GIVES THE UNDEAD THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH

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NEW YORK CABBIE OVERCHARGES PASSENGER BY MILLIONS

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SOUTH CAROLINA POLICE ON ALERT FOR ZOMBIE JAMES BROWN

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ROGUE PLANE ATTACKS AND KILLS JOGGER ON SOUTH CAROLINA BEACH

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LA EARTHQUAKE A PRECURSOR TO THE BIG ONE

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REPORT REVEALS ONE THIRD OF WOMEN IN US MILITARY GO UNRAPED

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COUPLE FINDS NATALEE HOLLOWAY’S REMAINS, CAR KEYS, LOST TV REMOTE

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TEEN CHARGED IN WAL-MART RACISM CASE, BLACK PEOPLE RESUME SHOPPING