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lindsay lohan oscars

LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS INVITE TO THE OSCARS WHICH HAPPENED FIVE DAYS AGO

March 1 2012

New York, NY – Lindsay Lohan, the one-time bright and shining child star, is back, at least according to Lohan. Fresh off her almost successful negotiation of her probation agreement, Lohan is in New York readying herself for an appearance on Saturday Night Live which she believes will catapult her back into the upper echelon of stardom once again. So confident is Lohan that that will happen, she has already requested an invite to the Oscars, which happened last Sunday. It’s not clear if Lohan is possession of a time machine or is simply too drunk to understand what day it is. 

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