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california drought

CALIFORNIA DECLARES DROUGHT EMERGENCY BUT STILL WON’T COME SHOVEL THIS CRAP ON THE EAST COAST

January 18 2014

Los Angeles, CA – Everyone knows, we already do, we really do, that it’s hot out on the West Coast but now it’s like super hot, like causing a drought hot. That’s weird, certainly, in the middle of winter and even weirder because here on the East Coast there is nothing but precipitation, precipitating all over the damn place. Unfortunately it seems even with official drought conditions across California no one from there is coming to the east to take some of this crap we are buried under, guess they are just too god for our precipitation.

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