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kansas city chiefs win again

THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS RE-UP DEAL WITH SATAN AFTER BEATING THE GIANTS

September 30 2013

Kansas City, MS – No one expected the Giants to be 0-4 this far into the season but even fewer expected the Chiefs to be 4-0 either. The team certainly made a lot of changes including adding coach Andy Reid and quarterback Alex Smith which certainly should have provided a boost, but not one quite like this. Now the team has admitted that they in fact did craft a deal with the Dark Lord for this season, which they are re-upping after last night.

“Obviously we are thrilled with this start and that is a credit to the coaching staff and the players who have al really stepped up in this. We are so excited about the future and since we have had such success already with his participation, we are hoping that the Dark Lord Satan will continue to help us along now that we have sold the rest of our souls to Him,” said a team official.

Satan had reportedly been holding out for the immortal souls of all the training and support staff which, now that has been given, will cover the team for the rest of the regular season.