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BILLY RAY CYRUS ADMITS THAT SATAN HAD A HAND IN CREATING MILEY
February 15 2011
Nashville, TN – It’s difficult to believe given her ubiquity today, but less than five years ago the only people who had heard of Miley Cyrus were members of her family. It was in the spring of 2006 that Hannah Montana premiered on the Disney Channel,
becoming an instant hit, and launching the career of Cyrus on the majority of the free world. In that short time Cyrus has become one of the biggest stars in world, an icon for an entire generation, and a money-making machine.
Like all pop stars Cyrus has not been without controversy. For as many young girls who love her persona and music there are twice as many people who actively dislike her, claiming that at best she is vacuous and unimportant and at worst compromising the social and moral values of an entire generation of children. Less impassioned minds however bring a more reasonable response to the drama, assuming that Cyrus’ influence is likely not damning and so transient as to be hardly worth worrying about, much like the influence of previous pop stars such as Elvis or The Beatles. However many of those voice may well be drowned out with a new revelation from Cyrus’ father, Billy Ray, who more or less confirmed that his family had communed with Satan Himself and that He had a hand in crafting the incredible pop career of his young daughter.
“I'm scared for her. She's got a lot of people around her that's putting her in a great deal of danger. I wish Hannah had never happened. I'd take it back in a second. For my family to be here and just be everybody okay, safe and sound and happy and normal,” Cyrus told GQ magazine.” I've done some stupid crap—I do stupid crap. We all do. But it's different when you sit back and you see it happening to your little girl. I feel like I got to try. It's my daughter. And some of these handlers are perhaps more interested in handling Miley's money than her safety and her career. There’s no doubt now that my family is under attack from Satan.”
The younger Cyrus has been the subject of a number of controversies including a recent bong-smoking scandal and has apparently been going out with boys.
“There have of course been stories for thousands of years of people selling their soul
to the Devil for a little bit of success. None of this can be corroborated of course, although a career like Cyrus’ would certainly lead one to believe it was possible,” said Scrape TV Religion analyst Bertram Gas. “Unfortunately many of those notions play into a flawed idea, that the Devil is the lord of the underworld. He in fact was simply a rebellious angel who was cast into Hell, imprisoned there, but never ruled. He is no more powerful than any other fallen angel. It’s possible that if the Cyrus did commune with the other world it could have been any number of lost souls interested in the Tween market.”
It’s believed that the demon with which the Cyrus family communed, whoever he might be, was situated on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles.
“In the realm of pop star excess Cyrus has been relatively tame, but to be fair she is just getting started. She’s got a few years ahead of her that will help to determine where she will go but ultimately she is a young girl and kids make mistakes, lots of them, and that is a part of growing up,” continued Gas. “I mean it is entirely reasonable to assume that Billy Ray sold his own soul to the Devil and that Miley’s decline is his payment, that would make sense, but it’s a little too early to make that connection yet. I will admit that sitting through ‘The Last Song’ was hellish, but not quite eternal damnation. Not quite.”
Cyrus insiders at one point believed Satan may have been speaking through Miley but it turned out to just be her normal speaking voice.
Samantha Dryden, Entertainment Correspondent