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DUTCH EXPERTS EXAMINE MH17 CRASH VICTIMS TO DISCOVER EXACTLY WHAT THEY THOUGHT

EU OFFICIALS REACH A VERY BASIC AGREEMENT ON POSSIBLE RUSSIAN SANCTIONS

UN THINKING DESTRUCTION OF MH17 MIGHT BE A WAR CRIME, THOUGH OF COURSE IT MIGHT NOT BE EITHER

UKRAINIAN REBELS READY TO ALLOW ACCESS TO SITE OF MH17 CRASH THEY PROBABLY CAUSED

LIONS WAIT ON SUH CONTRACT TALKS TO SEE WHAT HE DOES THIS YEAR, FOR SO MANY REASONS
JUDGE RULES DONALD STERLING IS JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT TWO BILLION DOLLARS WHETHER HE WANTS IT OR NOT
U.S. TRIES TO STOP PEOPLE FROM WORRYING ABOUT EBOLA SPREAD, AT LEAST TO THEIR COUNTRY
U.S. SAYS RUSSIA VIOLATED NUCLEAR MISSILE TEST TREATY BUT IS BEING REALLY VAGUE ABOUT IT
PALESTINIAN GOVERNMENT STEPS IN AND OFFERS A GAZA TRUCE DEAL THING TO SEE IF THAT WORKS
GAZA CEASEFIRE NOT REALLY WORKING MUCH AT ALL AS IT TURNS OUT
EU WIDENS SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA WHICH SHOULD ABOUT DO IT
CIVILIAN DEATHS RISE IN EASTERN UKRAINE WHICH WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
IF YOU CARED, VINCENZO NIBALI WINS THE TOUR DE FRANCE
EXPERTS NOW PRETTY SURE IT WAS NOTHING BUT TERRIBLE LUCK THE DINOSAURS GOT WIPED OUT


OAKLAND A’S RE-UP DEAL WITH THE DARK LORD SATAN AHEAD OF TRADE DEADLINE
BEST BUY CEO WAKES UP AND REALISES HE IS JUST WASTING HIS LIFE IN RETAIL
GREG MADDUX SURPRISES MANY IN HALL OF FAME INDUCTION SPEECH BY SPROUTING LEATHERY WINGS AND FLYING AWAY INTO THE NIGHT
COMIC CON OFFICIALS REPORT SURPRISE BUT NO WORRY OVER FINDING LARGE NUCLEAR DEVICE ON SHOW FLOOR
FANS AT SAN DIEGO COMIC CON SURPRISED TO SEE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT PUTIN DRESSED AS CATWOMAN AT SHOW
HAMAS AND ISRAEL CONSIDER JOINING FORCES AFTER LATEST OFFENSIVE AGAINST PALESTINIAN PEOPLE GOES SO SMOOTHLY
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU ADMITS THAT HE JUST CAN’T GET ATTACK BUTTON UNSTUCK

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Politics U.S.A. Everyone Else

THE U.S. ON THE VERGE OF DEBT DEFAULT YET AGAIN, IT NEVER CHANGES WITH THEM

OBAMACARE TO REDUCE U.S. WORKFORCE PROBABLY BECAUSE IT WILL KILL PEOPLE


Health Science Business

POPE FRANCIS SAYS NO ONE HAS DONE MORE TO STOP WIDESPREAD CHILD ABUSE IT HAS CAUSED THAN THE CHURCH

POPE FRANCIS ASKS FOR FORGIVENESS FOR ALL THAT SEXUAL ABUSE AND FORGIVENESS ALWAYS WORKS IN THE REAL WORLD


Technology Sports Video Games

DONALD STERLING NOW GOING TO TRY TO FIGHT SALE OF CLIPPERS, TODAY AT LEAST

FORMER NFL PLAYERS SUE LEAGUE BECAUSE THEY CHOSE TO USE DRUGS TO PLAY A LOT LONGER THAN THEY SHOULD HAVE


Entertainment Future Retractions

REVAMPED GUANTANAMO BAY STILL SEEKING OCCUPANTS

CLEVELAND VOLCANO SHOWS SIGNS OF IMMINENT ERUPTION

TAXPAYERS TO PAY FOR NEXT INSTALMENT OF THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS FRANCHISE