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BASHAR ASSAD SAYS SYRIANS ARE DYING TO IMPLEMENT NEW REFORMS

Damascus, Syria – One could be forgiven if you didn’t really trust the words coming out of Bashar al-Assad’s mouth anymore. After more than a year of Civil War and breaking promises to end the violence, Assad and his regime are not exactly the bastions of trustworthiness anymore but he is still the leader of his nation and so his word is the official word.

 

 
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